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[Borg Voice] DBO PS4 Clan. You have been found unremarkable. (Destiny)

by INSANEdrive, ಥ_ಥ | f(ಠ‿↼)z | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ| ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, Sunday, September 10, 2017, 13:16 (2448 days ago) @ Speedracer513

Help us make sure that we hit the weekly clan XP caps before the DBO XBL clan every week! :-)

PS4 clan has been deemed unworthy of assimilation into our clan of continual gaming perfection. Your attempt to bolster the pursuits of your forces were deemed irrelevant. Our blood is MOUNTAIN DEW®, and therefor we are enhanced by the mix of CARBONATED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CONCENTRATED ORANGE JUICE, CITRIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVOR, SODIUM BENZOATE (PRESERVES FRESHNESS), CAFFEINE, SODIUM CITRATE, ERYTHORBIC ACID (PRESERVES FRESHNESS), GUM ARABIC, CALCIUM DISODIUM EDTA (TO PROTECT FLAVOR), BROMINATED VEGETABLE OIL, & YELLOW 5 that flows through our veins. Our Souls have been layered in a film of DORITOS® COOL RANCH® & NACHO CHEESE® dust, which keeps us dry from the tyranny of underboob sweat. We will absorb the weekly cap into our collective, and add the technological distinctiveness to that of our own. In this manner we will achieve our perfection. Resistance is futile.


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