Xur's Inventory infographic... (Destiny)

by Morpheus , High Charity, Sunday, November 19, 2017, 18:03 (2362 days ago) @ Korny

I need to worship this guy.

Every single FREAKING week, all the loser sites who scramble to be "FURSTH! DUUURRRRR!" slap on the names and nothing else—literally [copy/paste Exotic name here] for 23LS. And half the time they misspell it or get the value wrong since they were looking at the wrong box.

I'm serious--virtually every Xur website I visit has this one-lined c/p'ed lazy crap. Either that, or someone posts a 6 and a half minute mirror spank talking about how much fun they had streaming and how cool their Titan armor looks like now that they just got back from Trials! "Oh, and Xur's selling [x], it totally sucks. Not worth switching out for Skullfort."

The only place I've ever found that actually displays what the hell it is, is (ironically) Whereisxur.com. Even though it's great, you have to click on each offering to go to its own individual page.

But this—simply a picture with the vital information, and some stuff I didn't even know!—no laziness, no bullshit, no audible rhythmic goopy squishing, no "Like Comment Subscribe", and no Twitch begging...it's the perfect perfect most perfect Xur news ever.