Alexa, let's get sweaty (Destiny)

by unoudid , Somewhere over the rainbow, Thursday, November 30, 2017, 06:42 (2347 days ago) @ Korny

- Turns down the lights and raises the room temperature with Smart Home Controls
- Orders some Rockstar and Pop Tarts for Uber Eats to deliver.
- Loads up D2, selects your double pulse striker Titan, equips the MIDA/Uriels/Rocket loadout and drops you into the new Ranked playlist.
- Orders you a hemorrhoid donut, some Tylenol and a nice absorbent microfiber cloth to soak up your tears because you just got your rear handed to you over and over by teens that actually have usable thumbs.

Well, you should get the picture at least. Big Bro seems neat.