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For only 17 strange coins, Call XUR now! (Off-Topic)

by Durandal, Monday, August 31, 2015, 15:39 (3181 days ago) @ Funkmon

And you too could have these exotic one of a kind Purifier Robes! Guaranteed to wipe the smile of everyone's face nearby when you self rez. No longer will you have to worry about shotguns camping your freshly dead corpse! Call XUR now, but wait there's more. Act now and get a Free Thorn hand cannon, the king of the cruicible! Out ranging a sniper and out damaging eveything else, this one size fits all gun will cause your opponents to curse* their unthorn'ed fates.

*does not actually cause cursing. Thorn is fueled by lag and the tiers of other players. Consult the speaker if any of the following occur for more then two hours: burning sensation, urge to sing, a desire to be a jerk and the urge to change your name to something with uncrackable hive runes.


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