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Roses are red
Lilies are green
We'll see Destiny 2
In 2018

Roses are red
Strawberries the same
The nerf to Truth
Is so fucking lame

Roses are red
Girls can't resist 'em
Like Bungie can't drop
Their Investment System

Roses are red
Like the face of programmers
Who let the sparrow
Give infinite hammers

Roses are red
Carnations are white
This year you'll be typing
#codywasright

Roses are red
Like Atlantic Salmon
Wait no they're not
This statement's not canon

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whatever happened
to Louis Wu?

Roses are red
What is that moaning?
Eris and Cayde
Are totally boning

I don't think they're boring at all. Cayde's responses to Eris are some of the fun...