You've played too much Destiny when…

You notice your stack of drink coasters looks like a SIVA cluster.

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*This has been your daily dose of HZD on DBO

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*This has been your daily dose of HZD on DBO

Nah, let's keep it rolling...

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A real life storm makes you look for a Public Event.
You look at car features as rolls.
You're on your last Iron Banner two years running.
You're never on the title screen; just the welcome back screen.
You're scared to eat because you might get teleported.
You buy a Ghost Edition four months before the second game comes out.
Your most viewed bookmark isn't porn, it's r/Sharditorkeepit.
GuardianOutfitter actually exists(thanks, Chappy).
DIM is the single most valuable thing to you.
You haven't played anything else in months.

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Your most viewed bookmark isn't porn, it's r/Sharditorkeepit.

git gud

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that his most visited page is the FRONT PAGE of dbo.

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A real life storm makes you look for a Public Event.

You look at car features as rolls.

You're on your last Iron Banner two years running.

You're never on the title screen; just the welcome back screen.

You're scared to eat because you might get teleported.

You buy a Ghost Edition four months before the second game comes out.

Your most viewed bookmark isn't porn, it's r/Sharditorkeepit.

GuardianOutfitter actually exists(thanks, Chappy).

DIM is the single most valuable thing to you.

You haven't played anything else in months.

• You refer to your best shirt as exotic.
• When you're exercising you yell "POPPING SUPER" for that last rep.
• You're invited to go deer hunting and you show up in a cloak.
• You go to a sporting goods store and ask "where's the void weapons".
• You refer to personal goals as bounties.
• When you get on a bike, under your breath you mimic sparrow sounds.
• You arrive at a party and are surprised there are more than 6 people.
• You refer to work breaks as "visiting the tower".
• The actual moon looks odd to you.
• You quote Master Rahool when other people open presents.
• You have more conversations through the xbox app, than texting.
• After a day of swimming you complain about your solar burn.

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...you hear your dishwasher running and it sounds suspiciously like a Fallen transport dropping off ADS in your kitchen.

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I'm obligated to feed my children. But that also means they're obligated to do the dishes and repel any Fallen who invade the kitchen.

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... you ask your wife if she would like Rare, Legendary, or Exotic Mac 'n Cheese for dinner.

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Annies is the bomb yo

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I get more of a High Priest Bahavas tone from it...

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