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You've played too much Destiny when… (Destiny)

by Cody Miller, Dinklebot - Never Forget, Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 11:22 (17 days ago)

You notice your stack of drink coasters looks like a SIVA cluster.

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I get more of a High Priest Bahavas tone from it...

by CyberKN ⌂ @, [Long pause], Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 11:31 (17 days ago) @ Cody Miller

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*This has been your daily dose of HZD on DBO

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+1

by CruelLEGACEY ⌂ @, Toronto, Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 11:38 (17 days ago) @ CyberKN

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+2

by Korny ⌂ @, Dalton, Ga. US. Earth, Sol System, Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 11:42 (17 days ago) @ CyberKN

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*This has been your daily dose of HZD on DBO

Nah, let's keep it rolling...

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Nerd

by Cody Miller, Dinklebot - Never Forget, Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 11:45 (17 days ago) @ CyberKN

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You've played too much Destiny when…

by Morpheus @, High Charity, Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 12:24 (17 days ago) @ Cody Miller

  • A real life storm makes you look for a Public Event.
  • You look at car features as rolls.
  • You're on your last Iron Banner two years running.
  • You're never on the title screen; just the welcome back screen.
  • You're scared to eat because you might get teleported.
  • You buy a Ghost Edition four months before the second game comes out.
  • Your most viewed bookmark isn't porn, it's r/Sharditorkeepit.
  • GuardianOutfitter actually exists(thanks, Chappy).
  • DIM is the single most valuable thing to you.
  • You haven't played anything else in months.
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You've played too much Destiny when…

by ZackDark @, Not behind you. NO! Don't look., Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 12:55 (17 days ago) @ Morpheus

  • Your most viewed bookmark isn't porn, it's r/Sharditorkeepit.

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git gud

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I Don't Get It.

by Morpheus @, High Charity, Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 17:09 (17 days ago) @ ZackDark

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He's so pro,

by marmot 1333 ⌂ @, Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 17:27 (17 days ago) @ Morpheus

that his most visited page is the FRONT PAGE of dbo.

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You've played too much Destiny when…

by ManKitten ⌂, Southern Indiana, Thursday, April 13, 2017, 07:33 (16 days ago) @ Morpheus

  • A real life storm makes you look for a Public Event.
  • You look at car features as rolls.
  • You're on your last Iron Banner two years running.
  • You're never on the title screen; just the welcome back screen.
  • You're scared to eat because you might get teleported.
  • You buy a Ghost Edition four months before the second game comes out.
  • Your most viewed bookmark isn't porn, it's r/Sharditorkeepit.
  • GuardianOutfitter actually exists(thanks, Chappy).
  • DIM is the single most valuable thing to you.
  • You haven't played anything else in months.

• You refer to your best shirt as exotic.
• When you're exercising you yell "POPPING SUPER" for that last rep.
• You're invited to go deer hunting and you show up in a cloak.
• You go to a sporting goods store and ask "where's the void weapons".
• You refer to personal goals as bounties.
• When you get on a bike, under your breath you mimic sparrow sounds.
• You arrive at a party and are surprised there are more than 6 people.
• You refer to work breaks as "visiting the tower".
• The actual moon looks odd to you.
• You quote Master Rahool when other people open presents.
• You have more conversations through the xbox app, than texting.
• After a day of swimming you complain about your solar burn.

I like your purse Cody. Or Satchel if you prefer.

by TheeChaos @, Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 13:23 (17 days ago) @ Cody Miller

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You've played too much Destiny when…

by Saber Khai, Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 13:38 (17 days ago) @ Cody Miller

...you hear your dishwasher running and it sounds suspiciously like a Fallen transport dropping off ADS in your kitchen.

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Solution: Never wash the dishes.

by CruelLEGACEY ⌂ @, Toronto, Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 14:06 (17 days ago) @ Saber Khai

;p

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My solution: don't eat.

by Funkmon @, Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 17:24 (17 days ago) @ CruelLEGACEY

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My solution: don't eat.

by Saber Khai, Thursday, April 13, 2017, 10:56 (16 days ago) @ Funkmon

I'm obligated to feed my children. But that also means they're obligated to do the dishes and repel any Fallen who invade the kitchen.

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You've played too much Destiny when…

by Blackt1g3r @, Kansas City, MO, Thursday, April 13, 2017, 12:30 (16 days ago) @ Cody Miller

... you ask your wife if she would like Rare, Legendary, or Exotic Mac 'n Cheese for dinner.

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You've played too much Destiny when…

by ManKitten ⌂, Southern Indiana, Thursday, April 13, 2017, 18:20 (16 days ago) @ Blackt1g3r

Annies is the bomb yo

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