Took the kids to find the Newsweek special edition. We tried a grocery store, a CVS, and Barnes & Noble but to no avail. I had my Destiny shirt on, and while we lamented our poor luck at BN, and despaired of ever finding it, I heard, "nice shirt". Looking up from the magazines, I spotted a bearded man in a Bungie shirt. "You too", I say, then asked if he found the Newsweek. He pointed us to the Target across the parking lot, even specifying which rack of mags it would be on. I thanked him, and he said farewell with a sober yet confident, "only another week and a half." Off to Target, we found it straightaway, and my son has been reading it for the past three hours. In fact, I have yet to even flip through it...

Anyway, thank you, kind Guardian. Perhaps we shall one day meet afoot in Old Russia.