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You know a really good place to get a good view of the area? (reply)

Funkmon — Mon, 28 Mar 2016 08:23:00 +0000

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Sorry. Was looking for Bella all weekend. (reply)

Cody Miller — Mon, 28 Mar 2016 00:43:08 +0000

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Cody Miller has not responded, it must be true! (reply)

Blackt1g3r — Sun, 27 Mar 2016 02:24:35 +0000

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This is my head-canon now (reply)

ZackDark — Sat, 26 Mar 2016 09:58:04 +0000

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My condolences to your family. RIP in peace. (reply)

Funkmon — Sat, 26 Mar 2016 06:15:17 +0000

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Captured the nation's attention, but all he wanted was yours (reply)

Funkmon — Sat, 26 Mar 2016 06:13:14 +0000

He probably did stop by, just at a time when nobody was home. He couldn't let it end there, obviously. He tried to call. No signal. He had to climb up a tree to get a better one. By the time he was at the top, he realized he had left his phone at the bottom. Scared of heights, he couldn't get down himself and resorted to pleading for help by writing on pinecones. A gust of wind blew one into a police officer's ear. "Finally," he thought, "someone will help me." The police officer didn't even look at the pinecone, simply tasering it, repeatedly telling it to stop resisting, destroying the only evidence he had that he wasn't some rampant tree vandal. He didn't know he was inadvertently pickpocketing 7000 tree dollars (it's common knowledge in Seattle that pinecones are used as currency for accommodation and food at Entmoot).

It's sad, really. Just wanted to meet Our Fearless Leader.

That was my favorite part! (reply)

Funkmon — Sat, 26 Mar 2016 05:59:42 +0000

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It Is Just Disturbing How RIGHT This Sounds. (reply)

Morpheus — Sat, 26 Mar 2016 03:59:13 +0000

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Classic News (reply)

BlackstarBSP — Sat, 26 Mar 2016 02:29:15 +0000

I love the translations the news media use to sensationalize everything.

"He threw a pinecone that cut the officer's earlobe."

Translation:

"He gave the policeman (or woman) what doctors can only describe as a boo-boo."

Film at 11.

Well, he was clearly busy. (reply)

CruelLEGACEY — Sat, 26 Mar 2016 00:06:13 +0000

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Sort of pissed that he came to town and didn't stop by. (reply)

Claude Errera — Fri, 25 Mar 2016 23:46:32 +0000

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I haven't laughed this hard in a long time XD (reply)

CruelLEGACEY — Fri, 25 Mar 2016 22:51:01 +0000

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It all checks out. (reply)

Korny — Fri, 25 Mar 2016 22:38:33 +0000

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Now we know why Cody Miller quit Destiny (reply)

Leviathan — Fri, 25 Mar 2016 22:19:18 +0000

I didn't know "malicious mischief" was even a thing, but that totally describes Cody. :P

Now we know why Cody Miller quit Destiny (reply)

stabbim — Fri, 25 Mar 2016 22:15:19 +0000

Seriously dying over here.

Classic Cody (reply)

CyberKN — Fri, 25 Mar 2016 22:13:03 +0000

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Now we know why Cody Miller quit Destiny (reply)

MacAddictXIV — Fri, 25 Mar 2016 21:58:12 +0000

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I got to the second line before I couldn't stop... Must. Breath.

Now we know why Cody Miller quit Destiny

ChaosSociety — Fri, 25 Mar 2016 21:55:27 +0000

Check it