Anyway. That was the point Bungie Day went into my calendar.

Three ex girlfriends have a birthday today. From 2007-2013, I have always had this grand scheme to play Halo 1 and 2 in one sitting with my friend Kyle. I kept planning it out and being reminded about the various girlfriends' birthdays, none of which I ended up marrying, so that was a bust. Then Kyle went and goddamn killed himself before we could actually play the games while I was single. Come on, Kyle.

You would think after a couple girlfriends you would have asked the third when her birthday was so you could brake it off at the start. I mean, priorities man.

The preemptive stopping of dating someone should forever henceforth be referred to as "braking it off". This is giving me an unreasonable amount of joy.

Three ex girlfriends have a birthday today. From 2007-2013, I have always had this grand scheme to play Halo 1 and 2 in one sitting with my friend Kyle. I kept planning it out and being reminded about the various girlfriends' birthdays, none of which I ended up marrying, so that was a bust. Then Kyle went and goddamn killed himself before we could actually play the games while I was single. Come on, Kyle.

Damn. Sorry to hear about your friend.

Three ex girlfriends have a birthday today. From 2007-2013, I have always had this grand scheme to play Halo 1 and 2 in one sitting with my friend Kyle. I kept planning it out and being reminded about the various girlfriends' birthdays, none of which I ended up marrying, so that was a bust. Then Kyle went and goddamn killed himself before we could actually play the games while I was single. Come on, Kyle.

You would think after a couple girlfriends you would have asked the third when her birthday was so you could brake it off at the start. I mean, priorities man.