I've been out - What is this? Why is this? Can I add my e-name?

Forgive my current lack of searching skills.

http://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=11700

Thanks for the submissions!

First off, congratulations to BlueRunner with his "Take my advice, Rookie. You ever fall for a woman? Make sure she's got _____" card. An email to you with your humblebundle link is on its way!

Second off, we came up short and need a few more white cards to round out our expansion before we print. One last call for cards, we want to focus on community jokes! The LANs, the Meetups, the mountain-bashes, everything!

Forget to pay your first meal at PAX? We want it.
A love affair with a stuffed sheep? We want it.
Bringing a suitcase half full of German chocolate to the RukarBBQ? We want it.
Walking past the Microsoft booth just as three devkits crash? We want it! (True story, sorry 343)

Submit them here, but be quick, this will only stay open until tomorrow night!

Another beat the average Humble Bundle is up for grabs, giving you Windows Steam keys to Saints Row 2, Saints Row 3 + All DLC (+Soundtrack), Risen 2: Dark Waters + Risen 2 soundtrack, Sacred 2 Gold + Soundtrack, Dead Island GOTY, Metro 2033, Risen 1 + Soundtrack and Sacred Citadel!

I'll pull a winner Wednesday morning, good luck!

I've been out - What is this? Why is this? Can I add my e-name?

Forgive my current lack of searching skills.

Even though Im so humble I don't even want a bundle, I'm going to guess:

"Were it so _____"

"Affirmative! Echo 419 inbound! Somebody order a _______?"

"You are no better than they, although you profess to become like _______."

Second off, we came up short and need a few more white cards to round out our expansion before we print. One last call for cards, we want to focus on community jokes! The LANs, the Meetups, the mountain-bashes, everything!

Forget to pay your first meal at PAX? We want it.
A love affair with a stuffed sheep? We want it.
Bringing a suitcase half full of German chocolate to the RukarBBQ? We want it.
Walking past the Microsoft booth just as three devkits crash? We want it! (True story, sorry 343)

Submit them here, but be quick, this will only stay open until tomorrow night!

Another beat the average Humble Bundle is up for grabs, giving you Windows Steam keys to Saints Row 2, Saints Row 3 + All DLC (+Soundtrack), Risen 2: Dark Waters + Risen 2 soundtrack, Sacred 2 Gold + Soundtrack, Dead Island GOTY, Metro 2033, Risen 1 + Soundtrack and Sacred Citadel!

I'll pull a winner Wednesday morning, good luck!

EDIT: These fine people have consented their name to be used in Bungie.org Against Humanity. Go crazy.

Louis Wu (Suspiciously known here as Claude Errerra)
Bluerunner
General Vagueness
Kornymunky
Xenos
MoltenSlowa
Bones
SESpider
davidfuchs
The Lionheart
ZackDark
robofin117
Nikko B201
Unhh
Padraig
Kermit
GrimBrotherOne
Schooly D
Bryan Newman
NartFOPC
Leviathan
Stuntmutt
GerLars (Hypertrooper)
NorLars (iWarhead)
Scott Bradford