I have received, from alert reader Richard Rilke, an alarming article from The New Philadelphia (Ohio) Times-Reporter headlined: OVERHEATED POP- TARTS CAUSE DOVER HOUSE FIRE, OFFICIALS SAY. The article states that fire officials investigating a house fire in Dover, Ohio, concluded that "when the toaster failed to eject the Pop- Tarts, they caught fire and set the kitchen ablaze."

According to the article, the investigators reached this conclusion after experimenting with Pop-Tarts and a toaster. They found that "strawberry Pop-Tarts, when left in a toaster that doesn't pop up, will send flames 'like a blowtorch' up to three feet high."

You can't imagine how little effort it takes for me to boycott energy drinks and pop-tarts. :)

Yeah. it's like when people tell you to lose weight by not drinking soda anymore. I don't like soda. I already don't drink it. Where's my quick fix?

Can you tell I don't take supplements? I just eat a lot of chicken.

Muscle Milk is actually generally terrible for you unless you are at a sufficient level of workout to burn through the problem aspects. And even then there are much better alternatives. So, probably not any better for a sedentary player base.

Can you tell I don't take supplements? I just eat a lot of chicken.

I don't want to encourage the companies which make the games I play to move towards additional purchases of unrelated products in order to get in-game features. That red-bull thing last year was gross, and this has all the same stink on it. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

You can't imagine how little effort it takes for me to boycott energy drinks and pop-tarts. :)

Now, if people boycotted the game, that might have an effect.

During "Crunch" time, The snack bar was always stocked with at least a dozen of these.

Fortunately, I have a fast metabolism.

Choose your own answer:
"Keep telling yourself that, eventually you won't." Turn to age 35.
"Enjoy it while you can." Turn to page 92.

:-)

Is it a boycott if I was never going to buy it anyway?

Sure!

Rockstar and Pop Tarts will be a nice change of pace! Throw it all in a blender, slap on a diaper and I'm ready to GAAAAAME BBBOOOIIIII!!!

WELCOME TO DESTINY 2 - DIABETES TYPE 2 EDITION!

It makes me wonder why they don't partner with Muscle Milk or all that protein stuff that bros use to get swol. That's like, half their audience! And probably better for you. At least Pokémon got people walking.

ROFL...

WELCOME TO DESTINY 2 - DIABETES TYPE 2 EDITION! You get a Led Zeppelin song screaming out from the box every time you open it. Yea!