Just run offsides and repeatedly tackle the quarterback on the opposing team until he's injured. You get a penalty, but keep doing it. In the red zone it's half the distance to the goal, so they'll never cross. Anyway, keep doing this until all their quarterbacks are injured, and they have to forfeit. Ez epz.

A Bungie game (with Bungie art and mechanics) and a story written and presented as well as The Last of Us.

(Basically, what was implied by original Destiny marketing. Remember when they name-checked The Wire? [eye roll].)

Kermit, getting jaded and a bit complainy about Bungie, and about marketing of all things? I never thought I'd see the day. You're welcome to it though.

Combine games to form your dream game. What would it be? Forget the logistics of it and have it be pure fantasy. You have three ingredients.

'Vanquish' meets 'Halo' meets 'Deus Ex'.

Go.

It would be classic Castlevania plus even more restricted movement (and less restricted at times) that ties into the character and story and even more relevant choice in where to go and what to choose. Hopefully it won't be a fantasy much longer since I'm working on making it.
Also a game entirely based around magic, where all the spells are useful and impactful and there's (again) meaningful choice in what to equip and use, which is (probably) my next idea.
What is probably a fantasy is an FPS that's like Dark Souls. Other than that I pretty much have everything I want from 3D games except for a new Portal game, and that's more about the writing than anything else.

Asteroids is one of my all time favorites, and as such I really enjoyed Maelstrom. Cythera was great too, one of my early forays into big-world rpgs.

And then there was Harry the Handsome Executive. Goddam HHE. Whew, good times those were, good times.

Shoot, I didn't think anybody else played Escape Velocity. That game was my jam in my teens!

You're in the right place to find people who've played Escape Velocity. I dabbled with it too, but spent more time on Ambrosia's other titles.

Considering S3&K can lock on, it's not far off. ;-)

Goddamn, I miss you, Funkmon. We need to get back on and hang out or something.

Wait, so Star Citizen isn't already Elite+EvE? Wow, I'm glad I didn't back it, then.

Nah, it basically is. At least the idea of it is, they just dropped the 3.0 Alpha and it looks like it's headed that way. Probably be a few more years though. :P

BR + Pistol starts

The massive variety of weapons in Halo 5's warzone scattered about along with classic Halo vehicles to scavenge.