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https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/aqi1n4/so_kalli_once_told_me/

So Kali once told me

that Riven's gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest sword in the shed

She was looking kind of dumb

with her arms and Taken thumbs

making signs in the air over her head

Well

The Thralls start coming

and they don't stop coming

Taken Knight spawned so I hit the ground running

Didn't make sense just to use my gun

My brain was smart, but my head got dumb

So much to shoot, so much to see

so what's wrong with thinking I should flee?

I'll never know if I don't go

I'll never die if I just throw

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Hey now, I'm the Sherpa, this is my raid, oh crap

Hey now, I'm the last man, got my super, oh snap

now all the Taken are dead

Only got the boss to shoot in the head

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Now it's Shuro Chi

and they that she's tougher

You think its hard now, plate room is where I suffer

but the Thunderlord man makes a difference

even got the pro that's using Malfeasance

The Crystal plates, are burning up my feet

The Lunafaction Well makes the healing really neat

The Well's on fire, no one minds

Gotta bring a Warlock to the raid next time

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Hey now, I'm the Sherpa, this is my raid, oh crap

Hey now, I'm the last man, got my super, oh snap

now all the Taken are dead

Only got the boss to shoot in her head

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Hey now, It's an Ogre! DPS race? oh no

Hey now, there are lights here, now I got 2? Just go

now all the Taken are dead

Onto the next boss...

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Somebody once told me "Penumbra at the Tree" but we

have no idea which room to run through

I said "welp, guess we're fucked now"

as the runner made his way around

and he ran up to a random plate...

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What? The vault just opened, like for real, just opened

Well that was cool, I don't even know what happened

Didn't make sense but Riven's right here

Let's one phase her just so that we're clear

Don't go to blue, lets go to tree

Don't shoot rockets if you're behind me

You never shoot eyes if they glow

You'll wipe the raid, 'case you don't know

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Hey now, it's the last phase, I'm the chosen, oh shit

Hey now, say the countdown, keep on running, DUNK. IT!

Now all our supers go off

Its just really fun now that we're done

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And all these chests in the room

Thousand Voices comes from only one though....