1. Are my views on gaming and game design finally vindicated?

No, and resultently your views are thrown into Video Game Prison.

2. Just how old does Wu get?

Wu never gets old.

3. Are there any easter eggs in any of the Halo games we haven't seen yet?

There are Halo games you haven't seen yet that will have easter eggs.

4. Who are John Snow's parents?

Which John Snow?

The constitution was amended pretty heavily, and there are now 56 amendments to memorize in civics.

This is no joking matter. We have 72 amendments over here, as well as several original articles. Thankfully, we don't technically have to memorize any single one.

That probably explains a lot about how law is practiced over here...

4. Who are John Snow's parents?

George R. R. Martin died before he could finish the saga. It was finished by writers at HBO. So I could tell you, but I don't think it would be canon :-p

2. Just how old does Wu get?

3. Are there any easter eggs in any of the Halo games we haven't seen yet?

4. Who are John Snow's parents?

Tell me this; Are We strong in the future? Did it ever get so bad that our Freedom Fighter rebellion had to take shape? Have we successfully overthrow the Bilderberg Group in thwarting the UN Globalist agenda and reestablish true Statehood Independence for all nations? What about the FPBICA? (The Free Peanut Butter Ice Cream Act, of course) Did that movement ever get legs?

Sadly nobody gets free peanut butter ice cream, but everybody now gets free medical care, free solar power, free higher education, free wireless internet everywhere, and a free throwback retro nintendo gamecube when you buy the new Nintendo Tesseract.

There was a second American civil war, which was pretty deadly, but paved the way for an overthrow of the previous effective oligarchy that ran the United States, leading to all the free stuff we now enjoy. The constitution was amended pretty heavily, and there are now 56 amendments to memorize in civics. A bunch of Grizzled ancient Bungie fans died during that war, including Randal Glass, Leviathan, and Bungie's #1 fan Mr. Chavez.

That could be any one of us!

Well, I certainly hope you and all you kin are making your Fourfathers proud. Tell me, thirty-nine, How many are we then?

Exactly 77, but LXII's wife is pregnant, so if it's a boy we are all going to be a little pissed.

Well, I certainly hope you and all you kin are making your Fourfathers proud. Tell me, thirty-nine, How many are we then?

Which Grim forefather are you descended from? :)

Not entirely sure of the roman numeral designation, but my grandfather had a a hook for a hand, and a fondness for fine alpaca wool. That should answer your question. Unless that hasn't happened yet.