I see Seven everywhere now!

One of us. One of us. One of us.

the Great Old One

(BTW Wu, I've been trying to figure out what to call you, "Claude" sounds too personal especially for someone I haven't met in person but "Mr. Errera" sounds way too formal; that nickname just came to me, how do like it?)

But there can only be one holder to the rights of that title. The one who dwells in the Ivory Tower was here before the river and the trees; He remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. In the beginning, locks of his glorious mullet spilled over the sands of time like quantum strings upon the infinite barbershop floor our universe. They say you can still hear faint strains of the first Big Jingle if you listen very hard, gazing up at the stars on a cloudless night.

At least it'd save me a trip.

The Seventh Column, I have decided is an elite council created by Bungie. Showing absolute loyalty and praise towards The Seventh Column, will grant you freedom in the new world order.

The Seventh Column is the name for Bungie's fans. You know that, right?

The general forums on B.net used to be called 'The Seventh Column' and groups used to be called 'chapters' of said Column.

I definitely made a jackass out of myself.

It happens to the best of us.

Think it less "HOW DARE YOU!?" and more "gentle ribbing".

'Cause 9 out of 10 times that's probably what it is. Oh, and welcome by the way!

The first posts on the thread seemed to be attacks against the OP.

This sentiment may be a product of my years on bungie.net.

I see. Your BO message connotation sensors are not yet calibrated.

Calibrate them to "stunning" because we all are.

I'm sorry. I'm not following.

It was a really dumb joke on my part.

The first posts on the thread seemed to be attacks against the OP.

This sentiment may be a product of my years on bungie.net.

I see. Your BO message connotation sensors are not yet calibrated.

Calibrate them to "stunning" because we all are.

I'm sorry. I'm not following.

Amen to that, now back on topic.

The Seventh Column, I have decided is an elite council created by Bungie. Showing absolute loyalty and praise towards The Seventh Column, will grant you freedom in the new world order.

Once Bungie takes control of the world, those who have been decided as their biggest and most loyal of supporters will gain title, land, and above all else... Power.

All hail the new rulers of the world! All hail The Seventh Column, may they bring us peace and prosperity like never seen before!

Mostly I just hope they don't fire me into the sun with their Giant Slingshot.

The Seventh Column, I have decided is an elite council created by Bungie. Showing absolute loyalty and praise towards The Seventh Column, will grant you freedom in the new world order.

Once Bungie takes control of the world, those who have been decided as their biggest and most loyal of supporters will gain title, land, and above all else... Power.

All hail the new rulers of the world! All hail The Seventh Column, may they bring us peace and prosperity like never seen before!