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Late Limerick for fun (reply)

Revenant1988 — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 06:15:29 +0000

So, I didn't enter for this week, but I DID make up a limerick that I never posted that I ended up sharing with the folks who came to HBOhio.

At their insistence, they asked that I share it.

There once was a man from Connecticut
Who liked to throw LANs for the heckuvit
Hes known as a MOD
And has a great bod
And now I can't remember the rest of it

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SonofMacPhisto — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:52:42 +0000

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Jillybean — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:53:28 +0000

Claude and Cody first.

Right after you and Tex.

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INSANEdrive — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:42:39 +0000

Due to a vexing temporal rift (well, a friend's out-of-town wedding), the DBO Challenge took an unannounced week off. Rest assured, we're back on schedule - and future breaks will be indicated ahead of time.

TLDR: Write limericks about about any previously released Bungie game by 6:00pm EDT on Tuesday, April 16th.

I stopped Checking because you stopped posting. Now that I found this (we have a first page? :P) ... it seems the deadline has passed. :( :(

There once was a guy named ncsuDuncan.
Who want to a wedding and got drunken.
He forgot to post -
at the very most -
Why the weeks post would be shrunken!

(Your name also sucks for limericks... you monster)

Just Because:

A boy named John became chosen
Thanks to King of the Hills locomotion

So in the middle of the night
They Flash Cloned him out of sight

So that he may be stolen.

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Cody Miller — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 02:33:48 +0000

Claude and Cody first.

Right after you and Tex.

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Jillybean — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 22:12:02 +0000

Claude and Cody first.

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SonofMacPhisto — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:48:31 +0000

So, are you two going to just make out and get it over with?

Just Two (reply)

Ragashingo — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 22:52:34 +0000

The world was clogged with pollution
The chrysalis its only solution
The Syndicate’s plan
Sell one to every man
Here’s to some rapid evolution!

My archers are all in a line
My knights, just down the incline
A Dwarf gives a yell
My knights think oh hell
But surprisingly everything’s fine

Yikes! (reply)

breitzen — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 21:19:21 +0000

A whole week and this was the best I could come up with!

A file blackened by ONI
They just call him "the Rookie"
Despite being late
He'll still escape
Without even an injury.

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Chewbaccawakka — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 07:08:11 +0000

There once was a man all in green,
Though his enemies thought him obscene,
Withstood many a blast,
Now he is the last,
And none, could know where he's been.

Too long has the woman of blue,
Flown through time and space it's true,
As her mind starts to fail,
They continue to sail,
Past the stars, to worlds anew.

A white ball and a black backdrop,
If skillful there's no need to stop,
Obtuse angles he bounces,
Poor players he trounces,
All thanks to a game called GNOP.

On a mission to the Yucatan,
Is a black ops special army man,
An awakening god, who knew?
At least it's not Cthulhu,
And hot weather grants you a sweet tan.

Somewhere around the year 2032,
Is a woman with guns that go "pew",
The earth is polluted,
The plot is convoluted,
And her body-suit was skin tight and blue?!

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Stephen Laughlin — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:43:56 +0000

The battle was not going well
They were blowing our ships all to hell
She went for a stroll
According to Cole
And that was the day that Reach fell

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Xenos — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 03:11:39 +0000

A ball is in the air
A bounce is made with care
Anger and shame
He lost the game
And then he shouts "No fair!"

That works meter-wise, right?

Yep!

(I'm not too worried about meter, though. If I was, I'd have to disqualify the majority of the entries! :P)

My meter is PERFECT... in my mind...

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ncsuDuncan — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 02:22:16 +0000

A ball is in the air
A bounce is made with care
Anger and shame
He lost the game
And then he shouts "No fair!"

That works meter-wise, right?

Yep!

(I'm not too worried about meter, though. If I was, I'd have to disqualify the majority of the entries! :P)

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RaichuKFM — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 00:57:47 +0000

A ball is in the air
A bounce is made with care
Anger and shame
He lost the game
And then he shouts "No fair!"

That works meter-wise, right?

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ZackDark — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 00:56:46 +0000

Zooming with my paddle
Thought I'd win the rabble
Gnop it sang
Pong it rang
Only game that could me baffle

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Beorn — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 00:32:40 +0000

But I couldn't help myself. :)

Played the pawn to crazed rampant villainy
Your construction a glaring discrepancy
Transported star to star
I know who you are
When all become one, You are Destiny.

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Jillybean — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 17:58:51 +0000

I'm curious to hear you speak considering your rhyme 'dumb' with 'up' and 'dump'.

Like rhyming 'prophet' and 'thought it' is any better :-p

Fixed that for you by the way.

Does when I say it.

Fixed that for you, by the way.

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Cody Miller — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 17:17:27 +0000

I'm curious to hear you speak considering your rhyme 'dumb' with 'up' and 'dump'.

Like rhyming 'prophet' and 'though it' is any better :-p

Fixed that for you by the way.

Halo: CE (reply)

Cold — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:28:17 +0000

Their deaths were but the prologue
First breaths to last was a short jog
Bodies quickly degrade
Whoa, a big pile of grenades
Now where'd I park my warthog?

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Jillybean — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 10:48:37 +0000

I'm curious to hear you speak considering your rhyme 'dumb' with 'up' and 'pump'.