in a Gizooggle translated article from GameSpot:

Xur Is Pimpin tha Gjallarhorn
Da horny-ass rocket launcher of yo' trips is now available fo' tha low price of 17 Strange Coins

the interpretation by Gizoogle further goes on to inform us that:

..currently bein sold by Xur, tha mysterious merchant dat appears once a week ta peddle horny-ass wares

and..

(in) Destinyz Da Taken Mackdaddy expansion tha weapons is sposed ta f*ckin be rebalanced... ...so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

I repeat

I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch!

Bungie hood manager Dizzy "Deej" Dague has holla'd dat hustlas should expect details dis >Thursdizzle up in tha pimperz weekly Destiny Snoop Bloggy-Blogg update.

I can't wait for the next Thursdizzle update of the Destiny Snoop Bloggy Blogg.

I approve.

For all tha rap of how tha fuck valuable books are, they is simply unable ta tap tha fuck into emotions as straight-up n' as viscerally as visual media. That’s why audiovisual media is da most thugged-out ghettofab way ta tell stories up in tha modern ghetto, n' why big-ass crewz of playas hook tha fuck up wit em. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So fo'sho

Marathon n' Myth done did it cuz, let’s grill it, tha audiovisual elementz of game at dat time was crude. So Bungie rightly fell tha fuck back onto lore n' text ta make our asses engage wit dem games, n' it worked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack.

Gizoogle DBO Front Page

Gizoogle DBO Forum Index

Clicking on within these pages links will take you to the real page instead of the Gizoogle version, but I'm tempted to just pick a thread and gizoogle the whole thing. This is too damn funny XD

"Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck can I count on?" - Cody Miller

"I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah bad." - Claude Errera

Gizoogle DBO Forum Index

Clicking on within these pages links will take you to the real page instead of the Gizoogle version, but I'm tempted to just pick a thread and gizoogle the whole thing. This is too damn funny XD

This made my giggle

If you have never heard of Gizoogle read THIS first. It's basically a basterdized-google-search-engine that translates web pages into Eubonics. It's actually extremely clever coding and I give them props for it.

I had someone introduce it to me yesterday and we spent the afternoon laughing at pages.

This morning I decided to see if I could get it to work on a Bungie / Destiny centric page, just for fun. I was much more entertained that I thought by it LOL.

It works on a few pages including the actual Destinypedia pages, but it's really funny on the actual Wikipedia page.

Check it out. Gizoogle's Destiny

Destinypedia on Gizoogle

I particularly enjoy that they call it Activizzle.

CC