OH GAWD. Shoot My Eyes Out. (Off-Topic)

by Morpheus , High Charity, Thursday, February 11, 2016, 04:42 (2996 days ago)

Oh dear sweet unbelievable lord.

Funkmon, you were absolutely right. 100%, full-on, completely disgustingly right.

I was on YouTube--ironically looking up a Red vs. Blue video--and this unskippable ad came up, showing two guys on a couch just talking--and out of nowhere. It was that fucking Puppymonkeybaby. So many more expletives left my lips when I saw that. I had to close the YouTube video, and I didn't even bother going back. That is so fucking disgusting and creepy and sick. That...that thing....is now stuck on the inside of my eyelids and I can't close my eyes.

Someone please shoot me, jesus...I thought you were overreacting, but oh my god...that was the most horrifying thing I have ever seen. What would possess someone...to make something like that?

That is some serious nightmare fuel, there.

(And no, I'm not going to link to it--trust me when I say you don't want to see it, and anyone here who's lucky enough they haven't seen it will be spared an unrepressable tragedy.)

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OH GAWD. Shoot My Eyes Out. - Morpheus, 2016-02-11, 04:42
- OH GAWD. Shoot My Eyes Out. - Quirel, 2016-02-11, 04:55
  - It's ruined my life. - Funkmon, 2016-02-11, 07:10
    - It's ruined my life. - Quirel, 2016-02-11, 11:05
  - It completely undermines the message it's supposed to pass - ZackDark, 2016-02-11, 11:17
- I am so weird - kidtsunami, 2016-02-11, 12:21
  - I'm with you on this. - unoudid, 2016-02-11, 13:20
    - Mountain Dew kickstart. - Funkmon, 2016-02-11, 13:42
      - Mountain Dew is Pepsi's? - ZackDark, 2016-02-11, 13:56
- For those who haven't seen the video - unoudid, 2016-02-11, 14:13
- All of you need help. - ProbablyLast, 2016-02-11, 14:21
- i about go into convultions every time i am forced to see it - CougRon, 2016-02-11, 16:43
  - Coug, Avert Your Eyes! - Morpheus, 2016-02-11, 16:52
    - They will not shut! Arrrrgggghhhh!!! - CougRon, 2016-02-11, 18:23
- Heh. You're all talking about it. - Stuntmutt, 2016-02-11, 16:53
  - SWORDSPLOSION!!! - Chappy, 2016-02-11, 16:57
  - Isn't that only two things, though? We need a third. - ZackDark, 2016-02-11, 17:06
    - Isn't that only two things, though? We need a third. - Stuntmutt, 2016-02-11, 17:11
      - Gun + Swords + Ordinance = 3 things - Schedonnardus, 2016-02-11, 17:38
        
        oops, i thought you were commenting on the swordsplosin, - Schedonnardus, 2016-02-11, 17:39
    - Gjallarhorn + Sword + Fatebringer = 3 - unoudid, 2016-02-11, 17:19
  - Heh. You're all talking about it. - Morpheus, 2016-02-11, 17:41
    - MataGjallarThorn - Schedonnardus, 2016-02-11, 18:16
      - Pockbreakersto. ;-) - Morpheus, 2016-02-11, 21:01
        
        Want - ZackDark, 2016-02-11, 21:56
  - Heh. You're all talking about it. - narcogen, 2016-02-11, 23:10
    - But they ARE looking it up. - Stuntmutt, 2016-02-12, 04:45
      - But they ARE looking it up. - narcogen, 2016-02-12, 07:16
        
        One of the biggest reason I went the water route - ZackDark, 2016-02-12, 11:04
        
        But they ARE looking it up. - Vortech, 2016-02-12, 14:44
        
        But they ARE looking it up. - Cody Miller, 2016-02-12, 14:52
        
        No doubt. Vanilla pepsi tastes like spoiled yogurt. - Funkmon, 2016-02-12, 20:57
        
        No doubt. Vanilla pepsi tastes like spoiled yogurt. - DavidIsDead, 2016-02-16, 22:44
        
        But they ARE looking it up. - marmot 1333, 2016-02-12, 15:53
        
        But they ARE looking it up. - dogcow, 2016-02-12, 16:25
        
        See, Now I'm Going To Have To Kick Your Ass. - Morpheus, 2016-02-12, 16:29
        
        But they ARE looking it up. - unoudid, 2016-02-12, 16:45
        
        But they ARE looking it up. - dogcow, 2016-02-12, 16:54
        
        But they ARE looking it up. - ZackDark, 2016-02-12, 17:43
        
        But they ARE looking it up. - Vortech, 2016-02-12, 20:50
        
        At this point... nope. - unoudid, 2016-02-15, 02:55
        
        Sugar Bombs! - slycrel, 2016-02-13, 16:09
        
        But they ARE looking it up. - Morpheus, 2016-02-13, 17:19
        
        Dead link if you don't have a cable connection. :( - Claude Errera, 2016-02-13, 19:21
        
        Top 11 best pops in order - Funkmon, 2016-02-12, 21:15
        
        No mention of Pepsi Clear. Your list is invalid. - CruelLEGACEY, 2016-02-12, 21:17
        
        I'm not Mexican. - Funkmon, 2016-02-12, 21:31
        
        DCVDP is too low - ProbablyLast, 2016-02-12, 21:30
        
        I don't even drink soda anymore and I know you're wrong - ZackDark, 2016-02-12, 21:46
        
        TIL you lack taste buds. - Funkmon, 2016-02-12, 22:07
        
        TIL you lack taste buds. - ZackDark, 2016-02-12, 22:28
        
        ZackDark's favourite pop is Mrs. Butterworth's. - Funkmon, 2016-02-12, 22:35
        
        *adds to list of things to do in America* - ZackDark, 2016-02-13, 00:15
        
        I don't even drink soda anymore and I know you're wrong - unoudid, 2016-02-15, 03:00
    - Heh. You're all talking about it. - Quirel, 2016-02-12, 05:27
  - Let's Keep Going! - Morpheus, 2016-02-15, 03:15
    - Let's Keep Going! - ProbablyLast, 2016-02-15, 03:19
      - FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU - Funkmon, 2016-02-15, 06:54
        
        For Funkmon - unoudid, 2016-02-16, 13:24
      - I laughed - Claude Errera, 2016-02-15, 14:30

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