Jesus Christ (Off-Topic)
by Funkmon 
, Saturday, March 04, 2017, 09:12 (2603 days ago) @ Morpheus
edited by Funkmon, Saturday, March 04, 2017, 09:16
This reads like an email forward meant to be a life affirming story after your wife died or something. What a roller coaster!
How did the 911 call go?
"911, what's your emergency?"
"There's a bird in my house."
"Like a Cassowary?"
"Like Woodstock"
"We'll send out the national guard. Find a safe place to hide until we arrive."
*Top tip. If you open the window, you save the bird, but don't disturb the nest in the garage or Joyce will know you've been snooping.
Complete thread:
- Had A Very Interesting Night... -
Morpheus,
2017-03-04, 07:24
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- Jesus Christ -
Funkmon,
2017-03-04, 09:12
- It was night -
ZackDark,
2017-03-04, 15:02
- Should have shot it.
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Funkmon,
2017-03-04, 15:26
- We don't do guns down here like you guys -
ZackDark,
2017-03-04, 16:17
- You are missing out -
unoudid,
2017-03-04, 16:21
- We don't do guns down here like you guys -
bluerunner,
2017-03-04, 16:54
- We don't do guns down here like you guys - Revenant1988, 2017-03-04, 18:50
- God I hope your kids saw. -
Funkmon,
2017-03-04, 19:11
- God I hope your kids saw. -
bluerunner,
2017-03-04, 23:49
- You're like Walker Texas Ranger. -
Funkmon,
2017-03-05, 00:26
- You're like Walker Texas Ranger.
- God I hope your kids saw. -
bluerunner,
2017-03-04, 23:49
- We don't do guns down here like you guys -
ZackDark,
2017-03-05, 02:17
- If it makes you feel better, cops in Greece carry SMGs. -
Funkmon,
2017-03-05, 09:57
- If it makes you feel better, cops in Greece carry SMGs.
- You are missing out
- We don't do guns down here like you guys -
ZackDark,
2017-03-04, 16:17
- Should have shot it.
- Oh Har Dee Har. -
Morpheus,
2017-03-04, 17:29
- Oh my god you actually called the cops? I love you. -
Funkmon,
2017-03-04, 19:12
- NON-Emergency. -
Morpheus,
2017-03-04, 21:05
- NON-Emergency.
- Oh my god you actually called the cops? I love you.
- It was night -
ZackDark,
2017-03-04, 15:02
- Jesus Christ -
Funkmon,
2017-03-04, 09:12