The crypdick (Destiny)

by Kahzgul, Saturday, February 07, 2015, 18:03 (3374 days ago) @ Dagoonite

The Cryptarch has given me about a hundred Rustburner gloves. Every goddamn time does so, he says "Aren't many of those around." What a dick! There's obviously scads of them since he's shoveling them off to me every chance he can.

He likes to tell me "nothing is impenetrable" when I get a cloak. Well duh. It's a cloak.

Off the cuff, he'll just ask me if I speak German. I'm a robot, dude. A literal killing machine. Why on earth would you - oh. OH. You're trolling me. Dick.

And then he has that smug little chuckle. God I wish I could melee in the tower just so I could slap him. I'd shard an exotic for the chance.

Hey, level 31 hunter, you just leveled up some reputation with me. Here's two blue engrams I know you don't need. No, no, they're on me. Enjoy your 58 glimmer and 4 sapphire wire.

God how I hate him.