An odd question. (Off-Topic)

by Dagoonite, Somewhere in Iowa, lost in a cornfield., Saturday, April 18, 2015, 10:49 (3302 days ago)

Last night, I folded. I folded two hundred pillow cases. Then I folded sheets. As the ennui mounted, despite ennui being about the most pretentious word imaginable, I folded towels, washcloths, hand towels, and bath mats. I folded rags. I folded napkins. I folded omelets. I folded papers in that way that people do to official papers that have to be kept compact due to crappy filing cabinets.

But the folding didn't end. From there, I was pressed into folding more. I began to fold memories. I folded that first nervous kiss. I folded the sweet comfort of one you love sharing their personal space, and their body heat, with you. I folded that moment where you realized that this was transient. I folded, carefully, the memory of staring off into the distance when you wonder where you, where they, where it all went wrong. You know the one, it happens before the tears, before the frustration mounts, where you just feel so very, very lost and numb. Well, you might not. Since we're friends, and I do like to think of us as friends, dear reader, I might have accidentally misplaced it a little bit. On purpose.

I didn't fold your life, though. I mean, we both know how easily that wrinkles. You should really put it on a hanger, you know.

You have, in your house, thousands of spiders that watch you sleep. Waiting. Waiting for the moment. This is not that moment, and I hope for your sake that it doesn't happen for quite some time. But there is one who is different. He stays with you all the time, just out of sight. He worries about you. He sees your diet, your day to day activities. He sees your triumphs and defeats. Always, just out of sight. Sometimes, you barely catch a glimpse of him from the corner of your eye, but then he's gone. He's good at staying out of your sight. He knows how you respond to having a fist-sized spider on your shoulder, and he worries. He doesn't want to startle you. He only wants to help, but he isn't sure how. So he stays just far enough out of the way. Sometimes, you can feel him scurry across your body, causing you to blindly itch. His brow always furrowed over his eight eyes as he thinks about how he can help. Always so careful to keep those fangs that drip venom away from your skin.

Unlike his thousands of brothers and sisters, he's your unknown friend, silently hoping to offer you strength. I folded him with a nice blanket. He deserves some sleep.

And yet, I continued to fold. I folded concepts, like breakfast. I folded colors, like turquoise. Because that's such a weird color, it really needs to be folded up so that it isn't occupying everything. I folded words; in a little bit, you'll find yourself at a loss for one. I'm sorry, that's my fault. I folded songs. Old songs, songs that no human remembers. The songs that great, ancient creatures used to have sung to them. They remember the songs. They are very, very upset that humanity doesn't sing them anymore. They are no longer pacified by these songs. So I folded them up, nice and tight.

I folded space. My deepest sympathy to you, Brazil. I folded time. I am truly sorry, Robert Doyle. I folded that five dollar bill you lost when you were younger. What? It's not like you're doing anything with it any more, right? I folded dough. I folded philosophy and art, though dadaism gave me quite the trouble. I folded cards, simply because it seemed like a thing to do. I folded the people who slept through the night, believing, mistakenly, that they were safe as I watched over them. I folded the blood that came out of my worn fingers. I folded the tears that stained my cheek. I folded the light. Not just some of it, but all of it. All the light from everything. From light bulbs, to even the background radiation echoes of the big bang. All of it.

And yet. And yet. And yet... Entropy disrupts my work, as it is want to do with all things. The sun pushes more light into the universe, as do all stars. Brazil is working itself out. From my folding, not from the thing that they are desperately trying to keep buried, preventing it from unleashing its terrible wills upon an unsuspecting world. Robert Doyle will soon forget about the narcotics he was folded with. Your unknown friend will rise from his slumber soon to worry about you, and what his siblings will do to you when they tire of watching.

Life continues. For most of us. For some of us, life has never really been, as we move without form, or death, through eternity. But for us, it continues. I just hope that what I tried to hide for your own sake remains hidden. Forever. Forever outside of time. It's a good hope, to hope that you've helped your friends, isn't it? And we are friends. Right?

So! Anyway! On the fifth, I'll be at the live performance of Welcome to Night Vale in St. Louis. Is anybody else going? I think it'd be really nifty to have an impromptu meetup there, don't you think?