Pardon the tangient... (Destiny)

by CruelLEGACEY , Toronto, Saturday, March 19, 2016, 14:58 (2968 days ago) @ Kermit

...But reading your edits to Cody's post made me chuckle at the idea of some form of built-in auto filter that applies a "Kermit Edit" to everything Cody writes, and THAT made me wonder what Cody's post would look like through Gizoogle. So here it is:

by Cody Miller, Dinklebot - Never Forget, Thursday, March 17, 2016, 16:19 (1 day, 17 hours, 35 min. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. ago) @ WackLEGACEY

oooooh baby hommie!

I hope it don't disappoint any of tha PS4 crew dat dis aint enough ta git me ta play again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Letz see:

1. PvE challenges. We've peeped what tha fuck constitutes a cold-ass lil challenge courtesy of Mackdaddyz Fall. Pass.
2. New n' Updated Gear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So long as tha end game system of infusion remains, you gonna still be stuck hopelessly tryin ta ascend tha shiznit you wanna straight-up use. Pass.
3. New Quest n' Strike. I be bout ta git ta it when tha fall update comes. Pass.
4. Increased light n' rewards. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. See #2.
5. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sandox n' Crucible thugged-out shit. Every time they fix one thang they mess up suttin' else. Expectin yet another fusion rifle nerf. Pass.

I be 52 minutes Destiny sober, n' dis update aint makin it any harder ta stay away.

I do eagerly await returnin up in tha fall when everybody, PS4 n' Xbox, can play a supposedly substantial update together son!

I'm going to be laughing at this all day XD