<_<... >_>... <_< (Destiny)

by INSANEdrive, ಥ_ಥ | f(ಠ‿↼)z | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ| ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 15:19 (3394 days ago) @ Xenos

Flights are mad cheap into DFW for some reason.

Sadly flying out of SLC is ALWAYS expensive.

Hey buddy. Ya you ... I couldn't help but overhear your predicament. I'm sympathetic to your cause see, but the thing is..well. This. This post is cake.

Like portal cake... ya feel me?

In fact this post is just another one of those collective imaginary thingies... uh... whats it called...eh... REALITY. Riiiiiight.

Reality. Its all fake any way... like those tv shows...

But this my friend is the real deal. Ignore the whole "being sued" thing, I'm sure it will blow over. There is no RISK at all, except for the whole flying to your peril thing and ...well everything else- BUT Details Smetails aren't important because you are obviously a big picture kind of guy see?

Let me paint you a picture see, you get to your destination with less money involved. Bada- Bing!

What do I get out of it? Exsactly what you would think a simply humble guy who has a penchant for really foggy areas and dark alleyways trying to help a friend. I also get cake.

Have fun.

.....OH!

And remember... this post... even if you see it again... Never happened. ;)