Extreme Bordom Warps the Mind (Destiny)
by Up North 65 
, Wednesday, March 23, 2016, 02:18 (3261 days ago)
I've been stuck out in a small Alaskan village for the past 2 months without much to do so Rellekh suggested I make a Destiny resume to eat up some of the time.
Up North 65
Hunter Light Level 318
Hangar 146 Apt #12
Guardian Tower, Last Free City
Certifications:
• Still has max level Gjallarhorn
• 318 Black Spindle
• Can land 18 successive shots on a stationary target
• 315 Touch of Malice
• Haven’t killed myself yet
• Best Gunslinger West of the West Coast
Experience:
• Vault of Glass
• January 2015-Present
• 16 Normal mode and 9 Hard mode completions
• Don’t let the low numbers fool you, I’ve run the beginning lots and failed miserably on Atheon
• Extensive experience running both relics as well as hiding during the oracle phase on hard mode. Expert on the jumping maze utilizing my patented skip the whole thing and pop a super to save my ass technique.
• Crotas End
• January 15-Present
• 41 Normal mode and 14 Hard mode completions
• Again lots of partials so don’t judge on the numbers
• Have solo’d up to Crota on Easy and Hard
• Expert on Lamps and Solo bridge techniques
• Sword bearer on all completions
• Versed on One and Two sword Strats
• Prison Of Elders
• May 15-Present
• Nobody cares about it
• Kings Fall
• September 15-Present
• 5 Normal and 3 Hard mode completions
• Who runs the whole thing now anyways?
• Can run all the parts nobody really wants to do, Gaze, Platforms, Cheerleader
• Runs the whole raid with double jump and no cheater boots without fail
• Crucible
• September 14-Present
• Graduated Dr Bananas Crucible College January 15
• 1.05 KD
• I PTFO so it isn’t super high
• Good at distractions, diversions, eating bullets, stealing heavies, and capping A on Blind Watch
• Strikes, Patrols, Knightfails
• September 14-Present
• Well over 500 hours invested in Patrols
• Memorized all the chests in the divide
• Solo’d the original (and best) Knightfails
• Know all the Hidey-Holes and “Cheese” spots in the strike playlist
• Also it’s a guarantee your 7 of quarters will work part of the time when you play with me
And now a word from North's Lexicon!
by Up North 65 , Wednesday, March 23, 2016, 02:32 (3261 days ago) @ Up North 65
Doober
D oooo beh r?
Noun, Pronoun, Adjective, Verb
Anything and everything, usually used as a placeholder while you find the right word to use.
Examples:
“I’m going to go grab the doober and head out the side doober and try to avoid all the other doobers”
“Shoot the doober before it doobers me”
What about the hoobie doobie?
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Very impressive!
Nice résumé. Easily the most impressive is graduating Dr Banana's College, of course.
Never killed yourself!?
by Blackt1g3r , Login is from an untrusted domain in MN, Wednesday, March 23, 2016, 12:19 (3261 days ago) @ Up North 65
Typically resume, contains lots of lies and exaggerations. :P