I've been stuck out in a small Alaskan village for the past 2 months without much to do so Rellekh suggested I make a Destiny resume to eat up some of the time.

Up North 65
Hunter Light Level 318
Hangar 146 Apt #12
Guardian Tower, Last Free City

Certifications:
• Still has max level Gjallarhorn
• 318 Black Spindle
• Can land 18 successive shots on a stationary target
• 315 Touch of Malice
• Haven’t killed myself yet
• Best Gunslinger West of the West Coast

Experience:
• Vault of Glass
• January 2015-Present
• 16 Normal mode and 9 Hard mode completions
• Don’t let the low numbers fool you, I’ve run the beginning lots and failed miserably on Atheon
• Extensive experience running both relics as well as hiding during the oracle phase on hard mode. Expert on the jumping maze utilizing my patented skip the whole thing and pop a super to save my ass technique.

• Crotas End
• January 15-Present
• 41 Normal mode and 14 Hard mode completions
• Again lots of partials so don’t judge on the numbers
• Have solo’d up to Crota on Easy and Hard
• Expert on Lamps and Solo bridge techniques
• Sword bearer on all completions
• Versed on One and Two sword Strats

• Prison Of Elders
• May 15-Present
• Nobody cares about it

• Kings Fall
• September 15-Present
• 5 Normal and 3 Hard mode completions
• Who runs the whole thing now anyways?
• Can run all the parts nobody really wants to do, Gaze, Platforms, Cheerleader
• Runs the whole raid with double jump and no cheater boots without fail

• Crucible
• September 14-Present
• Graduated Dr Bananas Crucible College January 15
• 1.05 KD
• I PTFO so it isn’t super high
• Good at distractions, diversions, eating bullets, stealing heavies, and capping A on Blind Watch

• Strikes, Patrols, Knightfails
• September 14-Present
• Well over 500 hours invested in Patrols
• Memorized all the chests in the divide
• Solo’d the original (and best) Knightfails
• Know all the Hidey-Holes and “Cheese” spots in the strike playlist
• Also it’s a guarantee your 7 of quarters will work part of the time when you play with me

Doober
D oooo beh r?
Noun, Pronoun, Adjective, Verb

Anything and everything, usually used as a placeholder while you find the right word to use.

Examples:
“I’m going to go grab the doober and head out the side doober and try to avoid all the other doobers”

“Shoot the doober before it doobers me”

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Nice résumé. Easily the most impressive is graduating Dr Banana's College, of course.

Typically resume, contains lots of lies and exaggerations. :P