Now we know why Cody Miller quit Destiny (Destiny)
Now we know why Cody Miller quit Destiny
by MacAddictXIV 
, Seattle WA, Friday, March 25, 2016, 14:58 (3168 days ago) @ ChaosSociety
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I got to the second line before I couldn't stop... Must. Breath.
Classic Cody
by CyberKN 
, Oh no, Destiny 2 is bad, Friday, March 25, 2016, 15:13 (3168 days ago) @ ChaosSociety
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Now we know why Cody Miller quit Destiny
by stabbim , Des Moines, IA, USA, Friday, March 25, 2016, 15:15 (3168 days ago) @ ChaosSociety
Seriously dying over here.
Now we know why Cody Miller quit Destiny
by Leviathan , Hotel Zanzibar, Friday, March 25, 2016, 15:19 (3168 days ago) @ ChaosSociety
I didn't know "malicious mischief" was even a thing, but that totally describes Cody. :P
It all checks out.
by Korny , Dalton, Ga. US. Earth, Sol System, Friday, March 25, 2016, 15:38 (3168 days ago) @ ChaosSociety
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I haven't laughed this hard in a long time XD
by CruelLEGACEY , Toronto, Friday, March 25, 2016, 15:51 (3168 days ago) @ ChaosSociety
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Sort of pissed that he came to town and didn't stop by.
by Claude Errera , Friday, March 25, 2016, 16:46 (3168 days ago) @ ChaosSociety
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Well, he was clearly busy.
by CruelLEGACEY , Toronto, Friday, March 25, 2016, 17:06 (3168 days ago) @ Claude Errera
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Classic News
I love the translations the news media use to sensationalize everything.
"He threw a pinecone that cut the officer's earlobe."
Translation:
"He gave the policeman (or woman) what doctors can only describe as a boo-boo."
Film at 11.
It Is Just Disturbing How RIGHT This Sounds.
by Morpheus , High Charity, Friday, March 25, 2016, 20:59 (3168 days ago) @ ChaosSociety
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That was my favorite part!
by Funkmon , Friday, March 25, 2016, 22:59 (3168 days ago) @ BlackstarBSP
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Captured the nation's attention, but all he wanted was yours
by Funkmon , Friday, March 25, 2016, 23:13 (3168 days ago) @ Claude Errera
He probably did stop by, just at a time when nobody was home. He couldn't let it end there, obviously. He tried to call. No signal. He had to climb up a tree to get a better one. By the time he was at the top, he realized he had left his phone at the bottom. Scared of heights, he couldn't get down himself and resorted to pleading for help by writing on pinecones. A gust of wind blew one into a police officer's ear. "Finally," he thought, "someone will help me." The police officer didn't even look at the pinecone, simply tasering it, repeatedly telling it to stop resisting, destroying the only evidence he had that he wasn't some rampant tree vandal. He didn't know he was inadvertently pickpocketing 7000 tree dollars (it's common knowledge in Seattle that pinecones are used as currency for accommodation and food at Entmoot).
It's sad, really. Just wanted to meet Our Fearless Leader.
My condolences to your family. RIP in peace.
by Funkmon , Friday, March 25, 2016, 23:15 (3168 days ago) @ stabbim
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This is my head-canon now
by ZackDark , Not behind you. NO! Don't look., Saturday, March 26, 2016, 02:58 (3168 days ago) @ Funkmon
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Cody Miller has not responded, it must be true!
by Blackt1g3r , Login is from an untrusted domain in MN, Saturday, March 26, 2016, 19:24 (3167 days ago) @ ChaosSociety
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Sorry. Was looking for Bella all weekend.
by Cody Miller , Music of the Spheres - Never Forgot, Sunday, March 27, 2016, 17:43 (3166 days ago) @ Blackt1g3r
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You know a really good place to get a good view of the area?
by Funkmon , Monday, March 28, 2016, 01:23 (3166 days ago) @ Cody Miller
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