swift.bungie.org eh?

Well, congrats on being the first April Fools joke I've seen this year. Love it!

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I'm upset about this.

If someone comes here in a few days and wants to see what it looks like.

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I'll take this time to show DBO this. As the resident Taylor Swift skeptic, I have (perhaps unexpectedly to you folks) dozens of Taylor Swift notebooks in varying designs and styles. I bought them in 2012 at the dollar store. Here are my favourite designs.

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I'm upset about this.

I was too until I remembered the the point was originally to prank people. So great prank guys. Someone must have really put some time in to get all those pictures too. Still seems lackluster without a front page component though.

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Bungie announced their new game, Swift, which takes place in the year 2759. Taylor Swift, having become immortal through unknown means, seeks to explore how her immortality came to pass. Her Squad fights alongside her in this journey, having also obtained interesting powers. The Squad doesn't appear to be immortal, though. They seem to be thriving and surviving off of Taylor Swift's own powers. But the bad blood lurks throughout the planet, and it wishes to steal the immortality and the Squad for itself. I can't wait for this to launch in 2017.

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Bungie announced their new game, Swift, which takes place in the year 2759. Taylor Swift, having become immortal through unknown means, seeks to explore how her immortality came to pass. Her Squad fights alongside her in this journey, having also obtained interesting powers. The Squad doesn't appear to be immortal, though. They seem to be thriving and surviving off of Taylor Swift's own powers. But the bad blood lurks throughout the planet, and it wishes to steal the immortality and the Squad for itself. I can't wait for this to launch in 2017.

You are obviously referring to something else, but it made me picture this:

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Who would be her Duncan?

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Bungie announced their new game, Swift, which takes place in the year 2759. Taylor Swift, having become immortal through unknown means, seeks to explore how her immortality came to pass. Her Squad fights alongside her in this journey, having also obtained interesting powers. The Squad doesn't appear to be immortal, though. They seem to be thriving and surviving off of Taylor Swift's own powers. But the bad blood lurks throughout the planet, and it wishes to steal the immortality and the Squad for itself. I can't wait for this to launch in 2017.

You are obviously referring to something else, but it made me picture this:

Who would be her Duncan?

HAHAHAHAHA, that's brilliant.

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Mine accurately reflects how this makes me feel, so I'm good with it.

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Replacing Taylor with Kanye in any capacity should be a crime.

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I didn't notice I was George! I guess there is an upside to this. :)

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... Darn! lol

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... Darn! lol

...probably explain to Claude who all these young popstars are.

It's not like I don't know! Hah! Ha, ha, haha...ha. What a silly proposition!

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Need a little help from your friends?

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...for the future

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to make a bad joke and show off his beatles avatar :)

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The first thing I did was check to see if I could change mine to Merle Haggard.

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By the way, Happy belated birthday :)

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Wow, Only just noticed the inlayed background with the Taylor Swift Destiny shirt.

Also, why do I have the picture of swift were it looks like someone goosed her? Or someone shoved something up her....

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What happened to my avatar!!!

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I mean, I know not everyone loves Taylor as much as the rest of us, but I'm a little disappointed to see some of you flyin' the Kanye flag. Oh well, to each their own, I suppose.

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Taylor Swift is just a less cute, less talented Minmay who didn't save the human species from extinction.

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Can we keep it?

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Never Gonna Give you up.

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seriously though, why did I click the link? WHY?

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<33333 you're all awesome

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The avatars are a nice touch!

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Edit: [image] Boring Avatar is boring.

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Noooo, #SwiftFaceplant

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Not really, I'm not a big Swift fan. Not my genre.

Oh yeah, remember me?

No?

I haven't played Destiny in a long while, or posted here in a slightly shorter while, because I haven't had the internet. And... still don't. Haha, whoops.

This seemed a nice pretext to drop back in, since I like you guys.

How's the game been, anyways?

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I'm interested, I can say that much.

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I'm interested, I can say that much.

I went from zero Sahara-class weapon usage in Year 1, to almost-exclusive use (PvE and PvP). Especially the Doctrine...

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I'm interested, I can say that much.

I went from zero Sahara-class weapon usage in Year 1, to almost-exclusive use (PvE and PvP). Especially the Doctrine...

As someone who never uses Auto Rifles . . . Damn, I want that gun. I have a bad habit in Destiny of just ignoring all Auto Rifles. I generally didn't like them, so I would (and do) just dismantle or use them for infusion immediately. Maybe I've made a mistake . . .

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I'm interested, I can say that much.

I went from zero Sahara-class weapon usage in Year 1, to almost-exclusive use (PvE and PvP). Especially the Doctrine...

As someone who never uses Auto Rifles . . . Damn, I want that gun. I have a bad habit in Destiny of just ignoring all Auto Rifles. I generally didn't like them, so I would (and do) just dismantle or use them for infusion immediately. Maybe I've made a mistake . . .

On PS4, I infused away a fair number of Lighthouse Doctrines before I finally kept one and fell in love... And then it disappeared. I barely acquired one from a Gold package this past weekend, so I'm pacified.

On my first Y2 Lighthouse trip on Xbox, though...

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I would give my first born child for a doctrine...

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I would give my first born child for a doctrine...

Play ten games of Trials (even if you lose every single one) and you'll have a chance to grab one from the Gold package. There are weeks when it's a guaranteed drop at seven wins (four with Boons), too. Most people say that you absolutely must get one with Counterbalance, but there's no real bad roll for it (I don't even use the middle perk that improves stability).

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I would give my first born child for a doctrine...

Play ten games of Trials (even if you lose every single one) and you'll have a chance to grab one from the Gold package. There are weeks when it's a guaranteed drop at seven wins (four with Boons), too. Most people say that you absolutely must get one with Counterbalance, but there's no real bad roll for it (I don't even use the middle perk that improves stability).

I've played like the last 4 weeks (excluding this one) and never gotten it from the gold package :(

Maybe I can get it today.

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I've played like the last 4 weeks (excluding this one) and never gotten it from the gold package :(

I feel your pain. I have yet to get one either. Luckily the Gunsmith had a god-tier roll on the Arminius-D this week that give me a great counter to the DoP. What's funny is that I infused it to 320 without any leveling or even firing a round. Next time they sell the Arminius-D you should pick up an order for one and then wait for counterbalance + braced frame

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I've played like the last 4 weeks (excluding this one) and never gotten it from the gold package :(

I feel your pain. I have yet to get one either. Luckily the Gunsmith had a god-tier roll on the Arminius-D this week that give me a great counter to the DoP. What's funny is that I infused it to 320 without any leveling or even firing a round. Next time they sell the Arminius-D you should pick up an order for one and then wait for counterbalance + braced frame

I actually love my Zhalo for PvP. The biggest problem I have right now is that I don't have a solid primary that isn't exotic. Which really screws me for my special and heavy

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I thought "sure, they mow me down, but at least they have to work for those headshots to get more people". Boy, was I wrong.

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How's the game been, anyways?

Ask someone who has played it in the past three months. I only hang around for all the Taylor Swift discussion. (:

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Hey! Thanks for changing the site to be in my honor. I really appreciate the admiration of my work.

Thanks,
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It wasn't even 1AM on the Eastern by the time I could log in and it was all over.

On the other hand, with the avatars switched back you all appear to be having a stroke. SO, that was fun.

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[image] So, yesterday afternoon I thought, “Wait, what if really we turned the DBO forums into a Taylor Swift fansite?” This was mostly instigated by CruelLEGACEY’s post from last week and the ensuing… fallout.

Anyway, I decided I could do something fun in a few hours, so I made a copy of the current forum theme (called “swifty”) for our April Fool’s shenanigans. After the header and the background were modified, the real trick was changing everybody’s avatars. I rounded up 30 pictures of Ms. Swift and cropped them down to size for the forum, then stuck them in the new theme. I wanted to randomly assign pictures to everyone, but making tens of thousands of copies seemed like the wrong approach. So instead, I altered the part of the forum code that “finds” a person’s avatar and over-wrote it with my own contraption. :-}

I assigned each Taylor avatar an index number from 0–29, and then changed the code to take the user’s unique “user id” number and modulus that with 30 (the number of Taylor pics). This means that if your ID is, say 117, then you’d always end up with Taylor photo #27.
(117 % 30 = 27)

Perfect!

With that done, our evil mastermind Xenos suggested that we change the “true” Taylor fans’ icons into Kanye West, which I thought was a delicious twist to the theme. I dug through last week’s post and found the folks who had Swiftified their avatars and made special modifications for them. The admins became the Beatles (except for me… I had to find some use for that gif up there), and Marty got a special one with Taylor performing on stage with Paul McCartney.

Oh, and I made Cody be Miley Cyrus for the day.

Anyway, all of the relevant imagery is below, and the “swifty” theme is still available for selection in your settings if you want to keep it around for a little while longer. Note, though, that the theme will disappear the next time we do a big update to the forum. Also, avatars have been returned to normal even if you choose the new theme.

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