
swift.bungie.org eh? (Destiny)
Well, congrats on being the first April Fools joke I've seen this year. Love it!

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I'm upset about this.
If someone comes here in a few days and wants to see what it looks like.
EDIT 2:
I'll take this time to show DBO this. As the resident Taylor Swift skeptic, I have (perhaps unexpectedly to you folks) dozens of Taylor Swift notebooks in varying designs and styles. I bought them in 2012 at the dollar store. Here are my favourite designs.

Obligatory "There's a front page?" post
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What are you talking about? You didn't hear?
Bungie announced their new game, Swift, which takes place in the year 2759. Taylor Swift, having become immortal through unknown means, seeks to explore how her immortality came to pass. Her Squad fights alongside her in this journey, having also obtained interesting powers. The Squad doesn't appear to be immortal, though. They seem to be thriving and surviving off of Taylor Swift's own powers. But the bad blood lurks throughout the planet, and it wishes to steal the immortality and the Squad for itself. I can't wait for this to launch in 2017.

Related: do you think we can expect an update to PaS?
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So did North Korea hack us?
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I've literally never been this happy :D
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Aaaaaand I just noticed everyone's avatars. LOL
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I feel so sick and guilty about this
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Shouldn't I be the one with the Kanye avatar?
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I'd say yours is pretty perfect ;)
By the way, Happy belated birthday :)

Yep; this is great!
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I just feel sick.
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Understandable. It's been a hard day's night.
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Oooooooohh...
I didn't notice I was George! I guess there is an upside to this. :)

Who am I!?
... Darn! lol

Someone should...
... Darn! lol
...probably explain to Claude who all these young popstars are.
It's not like I don't know! Hah! Ha, ha, haha...ha. What a silly proposition!

Can't seem to shake it off.
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I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
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Aaaaaand I just noticed everyone's avatars. LOL
Mine accurately reflects how this makes me feel, so I'm good with it.

Perfect
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Good work, to all those involved in this magnificent site!
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+1
Replacing Taylor with Kanye in any capacity should be a crime.

Kasey Musgraves or GTFO
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+1
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LOL
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swift.bungie.org eh?
Wow, Only just noticed the inlayed background with the Taylor Swift Destiny shirt.
Also, why do I have the picture of swift were it looks like someone goosed her? Or someone shoved something up her....

Someone should...
Need a little help from your friends?

I'ma let my avatar explain things
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Very jealous
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Love the update! but wait a second.....
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What happened to my avatar!!!

Imma Let You Finish...
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Now THIS I can get into!
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Baby, now we got Bad Blood.
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Haters gonna hate?
I mean, I know not everyone loves Taylor as much as the rest of us, but I'm a little disappointed to see some of you flyin' the Kanye flag. Oh well, to each their own, I suppose.
;-)

Very jealous
The first thing I did was check to see if I could change mine to Merle Haggard.

How has this not happened yet?

swift.bungie.org eh?
Taylor Swift is just a less cute, less talented Minmay who didn't save the human species from extinction.

That's clear power abuse. We should do something about it
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...yet
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Wow. :p
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This is the best thing ever.
Can we keep it?

+1
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Time for a Rick Roll

swift.bungie.org eh?
<33333 you're all awesome

Now taken care of

+13
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Great job guys. :D
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Guys, I can't set SBO as my clan until 3 more people join...

I'm okay with this.
The avatars are a nice touch!

Damn you, Cody! ;)
seriously though, why did I click the link? WHY?

+1
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Im in for xbox
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:|
I'm upset about this.
I was too until I remembered the the point was originally to prank people. So great prank guys. Someone must have really put some time in to get all those pictures too. Still seems lackluster without a front page component though.

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I......I....uh...
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Da fuq?
Edit: Boring Avatar is boring.

I'm starting to lose hope
...for the future
Duncan emerges from months of silence...
to make a bad joke and show off his beatles avatar :)

Me too
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Keep it up people! Let's make this happen
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just an april Fool
on the Hill

WE DID IT!!!
Quick, someone see if she will provide an official statement
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Swift Emperor of Dune?
Bungie announced their new game, Swift, which takes place in the year 2759. Taylor Swift, having become immortal through unknown means, seeks to explore how her immortality came to pass. Her Squad fights alongside her in this journey, having also obtained interesting powers. The Squad doesn't appear to be immortal, though. They seem to be thriving and surviving off of Taylor Swift's own powers. But the bad blood lurks throughout the planet, and it wishes to steal the immortality and the Squad for itself. I can't wait for this to launch in 2017.
You are obviously referring to something else, but it made me picture this:
Who would be her Duncan?

Quick, someone see if she will provide an official statement

Finally, a site that reflects my interests again
Not really, I'm not a big Swift fan. Not my genre.
Oh yeah, remember me?
No?
I haven't played Destiny in a long while, or posted here in a slightly shorter while, because I haven't had the internet. And... still don't. Haha, whoops.
This seemed a nice pretext to drop back in, since I like you guys.
How's the game been, anyways?

Whelp, High ROF autorifles are King now. You happy?
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Finally, a site that reflects my interests again
How's the game been, anyways?
Ask someone who has played it in the past three months. I only hang around for all the Taylor Swift discussion. (:
Finally, a site that reflects my interests again
Hey! Thanks for changing the site to be in my honor. I really appreciate the admiration of my work.
Thanks,
SaylorTw1ft

Welcome, SaylorTw1ft
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I missed all the fun
It wasn't even 1AM on the Eastern by the time I could log in and it was all over.
On the other hand, with the avatars switched back you all appear to be having a stroke. SO, that was fun.

A Postmortem
So, yesterday afternoon I thought, “Wait, what if really we turned the DBO forums into a Taylor Swift fansite?” This was mostly instigated by CruelLEGACEY’s post from last week and the ensuing… fallout.
Anyway, I decided I could do something fun in a few hours, so I made a copy of the current forum theme (called “swifty”) for our April Fool’s shenanigans. After the header and the background were modified, the real trick was changing everybody’s avatars. I rounded up 30 pictures of Ms. Swift and cropped them down to size for the forum, then stuck them in the new theme. I wanted to randomly assign pictures to everyone, but making tens of thousands of copies seemed like the wrong approach. So instead, I altered the part of the forum code that “finds” a person’s avatar and over-wrote it with my own contraption. :-}
I assigned each Taylor avatar an index number from 0–29, and then changed the code to take the user’s unique “user id” number and modulus that with 30 (the number of Taylor pics). This means that if your ID is, say 117, then you’d always end up with Taylor photo #27.
(117 % 30 = 27
)
Perfect!
With that done, our evil mastermind Xenos suggested that we change the “true” Taylor fans’ icons into Kanye West, which I thought was a delicious twist to the theme. I dug through last week’s post and found the folks who had Swiftified their avatars and made special modifications for them. The admins became the Beatles (except for me… I had to find some use for that gif up there), and Marty got a special one with Taylor performing on stage with Paul McCartney.
Oh, and I made Cody be Miley Cyrus for the day.
Anyway, all of the relevant imagery is below, and the “swifty” theme is still available for selection in your settings if you want to keep it around for a little while longer. Note, though, that the theme will disappear the next time we do a big update to the forum. Also, avatars have been returned to normal even if you choose the new theme.
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A Postmortem
Note, though, that the theme will disappear the next time we do a big update to the forum. :)
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Well done sir!
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Great job, Beorn!
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Wow
Thanks for the hard work. That was fun!

I Think She Fooled Us, Too.
Somebody GIF this!

A Postmortem
This is my absolute favorite April Fool's prank :) Great job, and thanks for putting in all the time <3

A Postmortem
Haha, that was fun. Though I admit, I got the forum confused a couple times with my regular Taylor Swift fan site!

I lost a job because of this "prank"!
Well done.
Maybe it's just me, but I can't recognize Taylor in avatar 30.

I Think She Fooled Us, Too.
One of the most satisfying GIFs out there
I had convinced myself my post had caused this whole thing
Good Job, I almost fell off the floor laughing when I saw it.
Leaving me sick and guilty feeling
http://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=108135
I had been inspired by a prior post by cheapLEY
http://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=107620
I miss Bungie's annual April Fool's jokes

The Raichu patch actually happened?
I'm interested, I can say that much.

A Postmortem
Note, though, that the theme will disappear the next time we do a big update to the forum. :)
:(
:( times infinity.
:(
Better believe I'm using it until then!

The Raichu patch actually happened!
I'm interested, I can say that much.
I went from zero Sahara-class weapon usage in Year 1, to almost-exclusive use (PvE and PvP). Especially the Doctrine...

The Raichu patch actually happened!
I'm interested, I can say that much.
I went from zero Sahara-class weapon usage in Year 1, to almost-exclusive use (PvE and PvP). Especially the Doctrine...
As someone who never uses Auto Rifles . . . Damn, I want that gun. I have a bad habit in Destiny of just ignoring all Auto Rifles. I generally didn't like them, so I would (and do) just dismantle or use them for infusion immediately. Maybe I've made a mistake . . .

The Raichu patch actually happened!
I'm interested, I can say that much.
I went from zero Sahara-class weapon usage in Year 1, to almost-exclusive use (PvE and PvP). Especially the Doctrine...
As someone who never uses Auto Rifles . . . Damn, I want that gun. I have a bad habit in Destiny of just ignoring all Auto Rifles. I generally didn't like them, so I would (and do) just dismantle or use them for infusion immediately. Maybe I've made a mistake . . .
On PS4, I infused away a fair number of Lighthouse Doctrines before I finally kept one and fell in love... And then it disappeared. I barely acquired one from a Gold package this past weekend, so I'm pacified.
On my first Y2 Lighthouse trip on Xbox, though...

They have enough ammo to do it twice?!
I thought "sure, they mow me down, but at least they have to work for those headshots to get more people". Boy, was I wrong.
Well done indeed!
And I missed the whole thing ):
Thanks for the postmortem!

A Postmortem
Oh, and I made Cody be Miley Cyrus for the day.
At least you didn't make me Bieber. Just the wrecking ball!

A Postmortem
Oh, and I made Cody be Miley Cyrus for the day.
At least you didn't make me Bieber. Just the wrecking ball!
I could never be that cruel. Nobody deserves to be Bieberized.
P.S.: Thanks for being a good sport about the Miley thing. :)

Swift Emperor of Dune?
Bungie announced their new game, Swift, which takes place in the year 2759. Taylor Swift, having become immortal through unknown means, seeks to explore how her immortality came to pass. Her Squad fights alongside her in this journey, having also obtained interesting powers. The Squad doesn't appear to be immortal, though. They seem to be thriving and surviving off of Taylor Swift's own powers. But the bad blood lurks throughout the planet, and it wishes to steal the immortality and the Squad for itself. I can't wait for this to launch in 2017.
You are obviously referring to something else, but it made me picture this:
Who would be her Duncan?
HAHAHAHAHA, that's brilliant.

The Raichu patch actually happened!
I would give my first born child for a doctrine...

The Raichu patch actually happened!
I would give my first born child for a doctrine...
Play ten games of Trials (even if you lose every single one) and you'll have a chance to grab one from the Gold package. There are weeks when it's a guaranteed drop at seven wins (four with Boons), too. Most people say that you absolutely must get one with Counterbalance, but there's no real bad roll for it (I don't even use the middle perk that improves stability).

The Raichu patch actually happened!
I would give my first born child for a doctrine...
Play ten games of Trials (even if you lose every single one) and you'll have a chance to grab one from the Gold package. There are weeks when it's a guaranteed drop at seven wins (four with Boons), too. Most people say that you absolutely must get one with Counterbalance, but there's no real bad roll for it (I don't even use the middle perk that improves stability).
I've played like the last 4 weeks (excluding this one) and never gotten it from the gold package :(
Maybe I can get it today.

The Raichu patch actually happened!
I've played like the last 4 weeks (excluding this one) and never gotten it from the gold package :(
I feel your pain. I have yet to get one either. Luckily the Gunsmith had a god-tier roll on the Arminius-D this week that give me a great counter to the DoP. What's funny is that I infused it to 320 without any leveling or even firing a round. Next time they sell the Arminius-D you should pick up an order for one and then wait for counterbalance + braced frame

The Raichu patch actually happened!
I've played like the last 4 weeks (excluding this one) and never gotten it from the gold package :(
I feel your pain. I have yet to get one either. Luckily the Gunsmith had a god-tier roll on the Arminius-D this week that give me a great counter to the DoP. What's funny is that I infused it to 320 without any leveling or even firing a round. Next time they sell the Arminius-D you should pick up an order for one and then wait for counterbalance + braced frame
I actually love my Zhalo for PvP. The biggest problem I have right now is that I don't have a solid primary that isn't exotic. Which really screws me for my special and heavy