A random "friend" had this on their facebook feed, and now I have to pass on this glorious piece of "clothing" for you all to enjoy. It is like a trainwreck, once you look you cannot stop.

Buy Me? Probably Not A Good Idea - NSFW-ish

This product is Funkmon approved.

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I think I found my next bad Halloween costume with the elephant pair. I'll have to wear a black spandex body suit and then the elephant trunk pair over the top. Figure it would be entertaining at least.

If these were $10-$20 each I would stock up for white elephant gift exchanges and such.

Your exposure to American culture has clearly gone too far. We need to get you into a detox program or something.

Unfortunately, it's too late for Funkmon. He'll have to be euthanized.

Your exposure to American culture has clearly gone too far. We need to get you into a detox program or something.

Unfortunately, it's too late for Funkmon. He'll have to be euthanized.

"Puppymonkeybaby is American culture" -stabbim, 2016

An I mis-remembering where it's from? I thought it was from a Super Bowl food commercial or something like that.

I could Google it, but then I'd see the image again. Definitely not doing that.

"Puppymonkeybaby is glorified on Bungie's unofficial forum. Is Destiny finally going downhill?" -Forbes

"Destiny's Lead Writer admits Puppymonkeybaby is the epitome of American culture" - Kotaku

"Uh, this is game is a bit confusing, because, like, you'd THINK you have to shoot these enemies, but you can just as well pop a speeder bike and zoom past them. Anyway, I've read somewhere Puppymonkeybaby is going to be a major character in the sequel, so I'm excited for that" - that Giant Bomb dude (¬¬)