I can already smell the headlines (Off-Topic)

by ZackDark , Not behind you. NO! Don't look., Monday, April 25, 2016, 22:38 (2973 days ago) @ stabbim

"Puppymonkeybaby is glorified on Bungie's unofficial forum. Is Destiny finally going downhill?" -Forbes

"Destiny's Lead Writer admits Puppymonkeybaby is the epitome of American culture" - Kotaku

"Uh, this is game is a bit confusing, because, like, you'd THINK you have to shoot these enemies, but you can just as well pop a speeder bike and zoom past them. Anyway, I've read somewhere Puppymonkeybaby is going to be a major character in the sequel, so I'm excited for that" - that Giant Bomb dude (¬¬)