Joining the DBO Clan? (Destiny)
How would one do this? Is there an interview process? Should I bring cake?
Joining the DBO Clan?
How would one do this? Is there an interview process? Should I bring cake?
We love cake, but if you simply sign up, someone will approve you, and you'll be good to go.

Send The Cake To My House.
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Don't trust this man. He's testing you
He's testing you. You have to stand on his porch for an indeterminate amount of time before your application is even considered. At which point, you must present proof that you have found the yellow banshee. Then he'll hand you a sandwich. DO NOT eat it. I know you'll be starved after hanging out on his porch for hours (days?) on end, but trust me. There is a secret code you'll have to decipher. Pay close attention to the ingredients. How many olives are there? Did he use salami or roast beef? These clues, properly deciphered, will actually send you to a special url that he created just for you. When you access it, look at the source code of the page and you'll find the coordinates for a geocache. You'll find a burner phone there. In it will be the contact numbers for three other DBO members. If you can get a selfie with each of them in the picture, Claude will order Xenos (who is chained up in his basement btw) to add you.
Did I leave anything out? Was anyone else's experience different? Or was that just me?
Good luck!
Dammit, now I have to change the code. :(
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Remember to feed the Xenos tonight.
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Tacos okay?
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¡Por supuesto!
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Kinda wish this was true
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So you're saying it was just me. :(
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No onions please!
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So you're saying it was just me. :(
pretty sure I had to wait like a month or two before I was let in. I basically had to stand out in the rain for weeks on end holding a sign that read "please let me in" before I was granted special access to the DBO Clan. Your way in sounds much cooler. I just got blisters and a sore back.

So glad the international hazing process is different
Sure, it involved deposing a ruler, but at least I didn't have to starve myself.
