There I was, sitting around, doing nothing productive and listening to Radio Wales as is my wont. Got an invite to a party from Unoudid. They were doing some Iron Banner and wanted to get some help. They were stressed and consistently losing. I was apparently being invited to fill out the team. Unoudid, in a pleading way, as if he was in a banana truck on the planet of the apes during lunch rush and had just run out of fruit, said this:

"I just need to win one game so I can go to sleep."

I knew as soon as I heard that sentence, I was going to sabotage the win if I could.

Then, apropos of nothing, unoudid said I was a bad person. Accurate assessment, but poor judgment.

"You don't even know," I said, then started giggling. I wasn't sure what I was going to do, but I knew I was going to attempt to give Zero Point Fox an aneurysm.

Only once we got to orbit did the full plan form in my head, as I was looking at my gear. Crucible test weapon, unupgraded pocket infinity, and racing gear with a massive exotic engram head.

That's when I started giggling like crazy. I laughed so much it was hard to talk once I finally saw myself. This is how I looked to the majority of players.

I was doing well, trying to kill people with my pocket infinity. I actually damaged some guys a few times. Example:

Overall, I think I contributed positively to the team, and I hope you all learned your lesson.

I wasn't sure what I was going to do, but I knew I was going to attempt to give Zero Point Fox an aneurysm.

You were scary close to succeeding there.

Also, that Exotic paper mask popping up on the Bro-Team intro made my night. Well done, Funk. Well done.

;p

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Still funny though.

I'm not a fan of Crucible. I avoid it as much as possible. Especially Iron Banner. The frustration never feels worth the time or potential gear. That said, Nomis has been dragging me into Iron Banner this go for light boosting infusion garbage that seems about as likely to drop for me here as it would in a strike. I'm basically only having fun if I mute the TV (I cannot stand listening to Straxx and Saladin) and give zero fucks.

Then I saw this.

You inspired me good sir.

63 Light. I could've gone lower had I a more garbage artifact on hand. As it was I had to make a special trip to the Speaker just to get my 3 Light Ghost.

I even had on a Pumpkin Head for maximum headshotability.

And what was the outcome of this match?

We won, and I got 3 kills. BRING YO GAME SON. Fools over here getting schooled by a dude with a mask and a pumpkin head with 63 light in IRON FREAKING BANNER.

In that post-game image, what does "Current Elo" mean?

Btw, funny stuff. You need to play with Junior...

In that post-game image, what does "Current Elo" mean?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elo_rating_system

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You could have had an even worse light level.

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