Updated Amazon Pre-Order Status

by Claude Errera @, Wednesday, June 26, 2013, 12:29 (4167 days ago) @ DeeJ

Once upon a time, I got an email from a deposed prince who promised to share his fortune with me, but only if I made a small investment that would enable him to make a daring withdrawal from the banks in his war-torn country. That promise was never kept. On that day, I learned a valuable lesson about believing everything that is emailed to me. I learned it again when those pills didn't work. It's exactly the same.

I am a multimillionaire today because I helped out that prince. I am writing this post from the side of my lake-sized pool filled with highly-trained seals - one of them is holding the keyboard I'm typing on.

So I guess we should expect Destiny before next July, huh?


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