This day has been ruined for me by poor life choices. (Destiny)

by Vortech , A Fourth Wheel, Thursday, July 07, 2016, 13:54 (3154 days ago) @ MacAddictXIV

Three ex girlfriends have a birthday today. From 2007-2013, I have always had this grand scheme to play Halo 1 and 2 in one sitting with my friend Kyle. I kept planning it out and being reminded about the various girlfriends' birthdays, none of which I ended up marrying, so that was a bust. Then Kyle went and goddamn killed himself before we could actually play the games while I was single. Come on, Kyle.

You would think after a couple girlfriends you would have asked the third when her birthday was so you could brake it off at the start. I mean, priorities man.

The preemptive stopping of dating someone should forever henceforth be referred to as "braking it off". This is giving me an unreasonable amount of joy.