Ah. (Off-Topic)

by cheapLEY , Friday, July 29, 2016, 23:43 (3275 days ago) @ BlackstarBSP

... was washing it out in the bathroom, drying it off in my wet hands, *slip*, that's all she wrote.
The explosive sound as it hit was extremely loud.

That makes more sense. I've heard of a shower beer, but never a shower coffee.