He's been around these parts for a long time, but his posts always walk a fine line. Is he a human? Is he a robot?

I follow his links and an hour later I'm looking at male enhancement pills. Genius spam-marketing? Or coincidence? Or unrelated subconscious fears of inadequacy?

Heh. I'm pretty convinced I'm a robot. Yesterday, for some reason, I looked up some of my HBO posts from 2000 (I was Gorehead then). It seems I have only four or five topics on my internal hard drive. The words are randomized slightly from post to post, but the topics are basically the same.

I also have no idea how to react when someone gives me a calfskin wallet.