I love timeshare meetings! (Destiny)

by Funkmon , Thursday, July 13, 2017, 12:59 (2779 days ago) @ INSANEdrive

"hey, why don't you come to our sales presentation? Free breakfast and $50 in coupons."

"$100 in cash, then sure."

"We could do Timeshare bux, so you can spend it here, maybe."

"$125 in timeshare bux, plus the coupons."

"All right."

*Day of meeting*

"I'm not buying this timeshare. You won't get me to buy it. There is nothing you can do to get me to buy this. Do not try."

Half an hour later, got my dough, free breakfast, and I'm outta there.

My best haul was at a Marriott in Aruba when I got $400 to spend at the timeshare. What I did was book $300 in tours through the concierge and I room serviced pizza every night I was home.

Worst haul was a place in Florida where I got $50 cash. Either way, decent stuff.