https://www.facebook.com/poptarts/posts/10155402445215516

https://www.facebook.com/poptarts/posts/10155402445215516

Am I going to be dumpster diving for pop-tart-codes now?

https://www.facebook.com/poptarts/posts/10155402445215516

With Space Magic sprinkles! Flavors including Random Blueberry, and Agent Nine Popcorn!

https://www.facebook.com/poptarts/posts/10155402445215516

Am I going to be dumpster diving for pop-tart-codes now?

https://destiny2.rockstarenergy.com

...breakfast of champions.

Right up there with Little Chocolate Donuts:

https://www.facebook.com/poptarts/posts/10155402445215516

With Space Magic sprinkles! Flavors including Random Blueberry, and Agent Nine Popcorn!

Blueberry Engrams
Fabian Strawberry
Hot Fudge Sunbreaker
S'mora Sov
Cookies & Cryptarch
Iron Banana Split

Fabian Strawberry

Brilliant!

...breakfast of champions.

Right up there with Little Chocolate Donuts:

Thinking "is that a cereal or just small donuts?"

Took me a second to remember that I'm just going to eat them the same way regardless...

At least pop-tarts are relatively edible cardboard, as opposed to that industrial run-off known as "energy drinks."

...breakfast of champions.

Right up there with Little Chocolate Donuts:

Thinking "is that a cereal or just small donuts?"

Took me a second to remember that I'm just going to eat them the same way regardless...

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/little-chocolate-donuts/n8655

(You're right, though)

During "Crunch" time, The snack bar was always stocked with at least a dozen of these.

Fortunately, I have a fast metabolism.

https://www.facebook.com/poptarts/posts/10155402445215516

With Space Magic sprinkles! Flavors including Random Blueberry, and Agent Nine Popcorn!

Blueberry Engrams
Fabian Strawberry
Hot Fudge Sunbreaker
S'mora Sov
Cookies & Cryptarch
Iron Banana Split

Blueberry Gemini
Raspberry Dance Machines
Dunemunchers
No Backup Plums
Nutmeg Manacles

During "Crunch" time, The snack bar was always stocked with at least a dozen of these.

Fortunately, I have a fast metabolism.

Sugar does more than just weight gain.

elevates triglycerides
increases harmful LDL (so-called bad cholesterol)
promotes the buildup of fat around organs (visceral fat)
increases blood pressure
makes tissues insulin-resistant, a precursor to diabetes
increases the production of free radicals, energetic compounds that can damage DNA and cells.

The American Heart Association recommends limiting the amount of sugar you get from sugar-sweetened drinks, pastries, desserts, breakfast cereals

I was working in a post facility recently that had goodies ad snacks galore. It was very very hard to resist, but I forced myself to make a lunch every day and drink only water. My assistant editor did not. He gained about 10 lbs in 2 months before following my lead.

ROFL...

WELCOME TO DESTINY 2 - DIABETES TYPE 2 EDITION! You get a Led Zeppelin song screaming out from the box every time you open it. Yea!

WELCOME TO DESTINY 2 - DIABETES TYPE 2 EDITION!

It makes me wonder why they don't partner with Muscle Milk or all that protein stuff that bros use to get swol. That's like, half their audience! And probably better for you. At least Pokémon got people walking.

I know, right? Just when you think it gets bad with the cash grabs and real-life microtransactions, you get smacked by the realization you guys actually eat these for breakfast! I'm appalled. Appalled, I say!

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I don't want to encourage the companies which make the games I play to move towards additional purchases of unrelated products in order to get in-game features. That red-bull thing last year was gross, and this has all the same stink on it. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

But I like my poptart sandwiches!

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Is it a boycott if I was never going to buy it anyway?

With the Halo games I had to make my gamer shakes with Mt. Dew and Doritos.

Rockstar and Pop Tarts will be a nice change of pace! Throw it all in a blender, slap on a diaper and I'm ready to GAAAAAME BBBOOOIIIII!!!

Is it a boycott if I was never going to buy it anyway?

Sure!

During "Crunch" time, The snack bar was always stocked with at least a dozen of these.

Fortunately, I have a fast metabolism.

Choose your own answer:
"Keep telling yourself that, eventually you won't." Turn to age 35.
"Enjoy it while you can." Turn to page 92.

:-)

Muscle Milk is actually generally terrible for you unless you are at a sufficient level of workout to burn through the problem aspects. And even then there are much better alternatives. So, probably not any better for a sedentary player base.

I don't want to encourage the companies which make the games I play to move towards additional purchases of unrelated products in order to get in-game features. That red-bull thing last year was gross, and this has all the same stink on it. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

You can't imagine how little effort it takes for me to boycott energy drinks and pop-tarts. :)

Now, if people boycotted the game, that might have an effect.

Muscle Milk is actually generally terrible for you unless you are at a sufficient level of workout to burn through the problem aspects. And even then there are much better alternatives. So, probably not any better for a sedentary player base.

Can you tell I don't take supplements? I just eat a lot of chicken.

Can you tell I don't take supplements? I just eat a lot of chicken.

You can't imagine how little effort it takes for me to boycott energy drinks and pop-tarts. :)

Yeah. it's like when people tell you to lose weight by not drinking soda anymore. I don't like soda. I already don't drink it. Where's my quick fix?

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Tarts Afire by Dave Barry

I have received, from alert reader Richard Rilke, an alarming article from The New Philadelphia (Ohio) Times-Reporter headlined: OVERHEATED POP- TARTS CAUSE DOVER HOUSE FIRE, OFFICIALS SAY. The article states that fire officials investigating a house fire in Dover, Ohio, concluded that "when the toaster failed to eject the Pop- Tarts, they caught fire and set the kitchen ablaze."

According to the article, the investigators reached this conclusion after experimenting with Pop-Tarts and a toaster. They found that "strawberry Pop-Tarts, when left in a toaster that doesn't pop up, will send flames 'like a blowtorch' up to three feet high."