How about Scented Candles and Bathrobes?

How about Scented Candles and Bathrobes?

No Reef or Mercury Candle! How could they miss that? Brother Vance has a bazillion!

I don't think I want to know what the dreadnought candle smells like...

1. Who is Veist?

2.

So... smells like Dirt, Gunpowder, Rust, Sulfur, and Worm Guts? Fun!

1. Who is Veist?

I think they mentioned somewhere(Podcast? Interview article?) that Veist is a new weapon foundry, like Suros or Omolon.

I don't think I want to know what the dreadnought candle smells like...

TOO BAD!

Earth – Spinmetal: A fresh aromatic blend of cut cedarwood and sandalwood infused with a sweet pine and warm resinous accords, mossy earthy tones in the base.

The Moon – Helium Filaments: Warm smoky accords fill the air and the comforting sound of crackling woods balanced with the rich amber and warm vanilla.

Mars – Relic Iron: Fresh and sappy green cactus layered with a warm floralcy of white flowers, tuberose, jasmine and rose.

Venus – Spirit Bloom: A refreshing white floral bouquet, jasmine, plumeria and orchid blossoms topped with citrus mandarin and bergamot. Shimmering white musk with a hint of coconut on the breeze.

The Dreadnaught – Wormspore: A comforting aroma with spicy and smoky notes. Woody mossy tones in the base topped with citrus.

Gunpowder

I actually enjoy these too.
http://www.saveonscents.com/product_info.php/name/Gunmetal%20%28Hoppes%209%29/products_id/203434

Now I want to light these up every time I reach a destination in-game...

A comforting aroma with spicy and smoky notes. Woody mossy tones in the base topped with citrus.

New game: candle or bourbon?

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At first I was like "What the F---?! Please don't be real."

And then I was like "Actually, this may encourage several neckbearded basement dwellers I know to bathe and smell nice. That's a win for humanity if ever there was one."

Come on Bungie, let's get destiny themed deodorant, soap, toothbrushes, floss, shaving kits, and - fuck it - partner up with stitch fix to make some pre-selected wardrobe choices available. May as well look to put out a cookbook and release a line of pots and pans as well.

Under no circumstances are you allowed to pair up with Crocs, any sort of tighty-whitey undergarment, or fatty foods such as poptar- DAMNIT.

Under no circumstances are you allowed to pair up with Crocs, any sort of tighty-whitey undergarment, or fatty foods such as poptar- DAMNIT.

Maybe not tighty-whiteys, but Destiny themed MeUndies still needs to be a thing.

-Disciple

A comforting aroma with spicy and smoky notes. Woody mossy tones in the base topped with citrus.

New game: candle or bourbon?

Why not both?

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God, what a waste of bourbon.

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Maybe not tighty-whiteys, but Destiny themed MeUndies still needs to be a thing.

Hmm.

1. Nobody really sees them but you.
2. If you are a straight dude and a woman does happen to see them, I don't think that will further incentivize her to remove her own.

2. If you are a straight dude and a woman does happen to see them, I don't think that will further incentivize her to remove her own.

Depends on how nerdy your SO is. My Voltron boxers were a big hit ;)

-Disciple

…that there are no Destiny logo fidget spinners.

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Missed out on my chance at a gold Destiny fidget spinner by pre-ordering too early.

Oh, darn.