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by Kahzgul, Tuesday, August 08, 2017, 22:23 (2455 days ago) @ CyberKN

At first I was like "What the F---?! Please don't be real."

And then I was like "Actually, this may encourage several neckbearded basement dwellers I know to bathe and smell nice. That's a win for humanity if ever there was one."

Come on Bungie, let's get destiny themed deodorant, soap, toothbrushes, floss, shaving kits, and - fuck it - partner up with stitch fix to make some pre-selected wardrobe choices available. May as well look to put out a cookbook and release a line of pots and pans as well.

Under no circumstances are you allowed to pair up with Crocs, any sort of tighty-whitey undergarment, or fatty foods such as poptar- DAMNIT.


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