Somebody deemed this good enough to put on tv.

OMG. You sir were not wrong. At first I was going to post "New Gamestop ad = Somebody deemed this good enough to put on tv", but even for Gamestop. Just. Wow.

I need to watch it again. It's so bad. XD

Edit: This just might be The Room of Advertisements. Right here. It's an insult to the senses, as well as the people they are selling Dest2ny towards. But... I can't look away because I'm laughing too hard. Or maybe it's; I'm looking away because I'm laughing too hard. Whatever. Amazing. Just amazing.

W o w.

Knowing it was supposed to be bad, I went in expecting a jump cut heavy dubstep video or an overabundance of cheese from either Cayde-6 or a group of bro guardians, but...I mean, I don't even know what to say to that.

What were they even going for there?

-Disciple

Part of me hopes this is one ad from a continuing campaign (see Sonic guys) just to explain the context of those two guys. Even if this is the case, the best case scenario is more mind boggling ads.

Better idea (because what could be worse)

Bring in Count Von Count to be the voice of that ghost, boom, built in voice over.

"Thurty tew thowsand three handred foorty tew! Thurty tew thowsand three handred foorty tew dead enemies! AH AH AAH!"

That is worse than I was even entertaining the possibility of. It's not even so bad it's good, it's just so horrible in such a subdued, bizarre way that I can't help but laugh.

This is exactly on par with their terrible commercials.

This is exactly on par with their terrible commercials.

Copy that.

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Part of me hopes this is one ad from a continuing campaign (see Sonic guys) just to explain the context of those two guys. Even if this is the case, the best case scenario is more mind boggling ads.

Better idea (because what could be worse)

Bring in Count Von Count to be the voice of that ghost, boom, built in voice over.

"Thurty tew thowsand three handred foorty tew! Thurty tew thowsand three handred foorty tew dead enemies! AH AH AAH!"

my 2 year old watches nothing but sesame street right now. so now i have that song in my head. might as well, destiny-fy it

Its time to rise up
That's no small feat
Push-back the invading Red-Legion Fleet
Start nice and slow Bip-Bap
then fire off more Bip-Bap-Bam-BOOM
Cabal Stomp away, 'cause we're about to find out
the kill count of the day....

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