
I’m so sorry... (Destiny)
... but there’s no way I’m going to be the only one suffering through the day with this stuck in my head:
https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/aqi1n4/so_kalli_once_told_me/
So Kali once told me
that Riven's gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest sword in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb
with her arms and Taken thumbs
making signs in the air over her head
Well
The Thralls start coming
and they don't stop coming
Taken Knight spawned so I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense just to use my gun
My brain was smart, but my head got dumb
So much to shoot, so much to see
so what's wrong with thinking I should flee?
I'll never know if I don't go
I'll never die if I just throw
Hey now, I'm the Sherpa, this is my raid, oh crap
Hey now, I'm the last man, got my super, oh snap
now all the Taken are dead
Only got the boss to shoot in the head
Now it's Shuro Chi
and they that she's tougher
You think its hard now, plate room is where I suffer
but the Thunderlord man makes a difference
even got the pro that's using Malfeasance
The Crystal plates, are burning up my feet
The Lunafaction Well makes the healing really neat
The Well's on fire, no one minds
Gotta bring a Warlock to the raid next time
Hey now, I'm the Sherpa, this is my raid, oh crap
Hey now, I'm the last man, got my super, oh snap
now all the Taken are dead
Only got the boss to shoot in her head
Hey now, It's an Ogre! DPS race? oh no
Hey now, there are lights here, now I got 2? Just go
now all the Taken are dead
Onto the next boss...
Somebody once told me "Penumbra at the Tree" but we
have no idea which room to run through
I said "welp, guess we're fucked now"
as the runner made his way around
and he ran up to a random plate...
What? The vault just opened, like for real, just opened
Well that was cool, I don't even know what happened
Didn't make sense but Riven's right here
Let's one phase her just so that we're clear
Don't go to blue, lets go to tree
Don't shoot rockets if you're behind me
You never shoot eyes if they glow
You'll wipe the raid, 'case you don't know
Hey now, it's the last phase, I'm the chosen, oh shit
Hey now, say the countdown, keep on running, DUNK. IT!
Now all our supers go off
Its just really fun now that we're done
And all these chests in the room
Thousand Voices comes from only one though....