(Yes, I had too much fun making this and I'm not sorry.)

HEY THERE! I'M CRAZY INSANEdrive! I CAPTURE STUFF NO ONE CARES ABOUT, THAN PASS ON THE SAVINGS TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! AND DUE TO A MISCALCULATION IN INVENTORY ACCUMULATION I HAVE TO
!SELL! !SELL! !SELL!

WE'VE GOT ALL SORTS OF CONTENT! PVP, PVE, STORY, WEIRD SHIT, LAST SEASON, THIS SEASON, STUFF THAT ISN'T OURS THAT WE'LL GLADLY SELL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

OH! HELLO FRIEND! I SEE YOU'RE INTERESTED IN A "BRAND" "NEW" HARDLY SEEN VIDEO! WELL SLONG-DONG-MC-DING-DANG, LET'S SHOW YOU WHAT I GOT! Ah!? What's that? Ah, no... the saw dust smell is normal, not many people know that friend, ah... here we go...

*SLAP*... as you can see here we have some last season PvP.

Let's Watch!

WHAT!? The saw dust smell is gettn' to ya!? No! It's not mixed with turpentine, that's just elbow grease from all the hard work in bring'n'you all this quality! What's that?! OK! Ok! You got me friend. I can see now you're one of em "connoisseurs".

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*come closer there friend* asit just so happens, we do have a few limited time offers today only. Cream of the crop. We were supposed to hold these beauties to a rich fellow, but 'ey ain't replyin' to our calls or emails, so for you friend, I get you the good stuff. Come on over to this other room here.

Ah-HA! FOUND IT! It's kind of on the older side now, but this is some of 'em PvP in Trials of the...eh... what was it again? Old Guy? Orangutan? Virus? Virus! That's what it is, eh, I think... because of all these "SICK PLAYS"!

Lets Watch!

WHATS THAT?! Still Not Satisfied!?!? I thought for sure that last one would get ya, ITS PURELY EDJUMCATIONAL! But fine... I knew when I saw you it would be a hard time bargaining with wits like that! You hold on for one sweet dixie, I got to check with my manager to see how much of a savings I'm permitted. Here you hold on to these gambit clips, and I'll be back in a jiffy.

Thanks for hold'n these. Would you please, step into my office.

Alright partner. You're a hard nut to crack, I admit it. Unfortunately while my boss is here, I can't give you the savings you obviously deserve. But I tell ya what, you come back tonight, I'll make sure you get some REAL SAVINGS! None of that "Last Season" nonsense. See you then partner. ;D

Wooo! Wooo! The Clock tower chimes at midnight. ... Ok I know, we didn't discuss code phrases, I just... I always wanted to say that.

So... look here friendo, this is the newest inventory we got. Hot off the block. The only way to get something fresher is to findout where your mama works on a Saturday night ya dig, hehehe ~flinch~ *IT's A JOKE!* It's a joke... YIEASH, alright alright. Touchy.

So look, I got some pictures here see? Take a look at these...

Pretty Interestin' Right? You a fashionista? How about a Before & After? No! A 3 Season Compare.... yeahhh. Let's give it a shot! Forewarning, the first video is connected to an old cutscene.

Pretty Snassy right? Really!? Well I guess you can't like 'em all huh? Alright alright, we're burning moonlight here. Well, since you are here, you simply must be a PvE Action type of person. Let's give this a shot...

Not bad right!? It's one of the new Warlock Builds that Patch 2.9.0 made possible. It's got some potential for sure. Whats that? You want some odditys too? Well, yeah, I think I have something interesting here worth show'n... they say this one just came out of nowhere. I even got pictures show'n 'em all over and everything. Look!

Whats that!? You need even more Character!? Well ok, but this is it bud. If this doesn't do it, you've cleaned out the cream at the top, ya dig?

And that my friend is all the character I've got for the moment. So tell me, do I have a sale or what!?

Hope I helped add a little character to your day, and hey! Make sure you fill out the ratings card! My brother, may he rest well, worked over at the Nakatomi building. His friends were my friends, and I tell ya partner, winner gets to go to their exclusive Christmas party! It's a real banger! Killer light shows and everything! Don't miss it. Hey, It's been a pleasure do'n business with ya. ;D

~FIN~

Assuming I pass the credit check.

Too much to comment on, but that last fight under the Tree of Silver Wings was really cool. It's enough to make me want to wake up my pink-armored exo titan. I think she'd enjoy that kind of combat, teenage rebel that she is.