Stupid questions about Guardians (Destiny)

by ManKitten, The Stugotz is strong in me., Monday, August 23, 2021, 11:18 (1131 days ago)

Just in one of those moments, I was curious how The Light affects guardians in basic medical and biological ways. For instance:

• Can guardians get drunk?
• If they lift too much, can they slip a disc or pop a hernia? And if so, will the light just heal it right back?
• Do you think when they stub their toe in the night it hurts like hell?
• What about colds, flu and such. Or you know...other "social" ailments?
• Is there a dry cleaner in the tower? I have to imagine most guardians are covered in all kinds of nasty stuff.
• Do guardians sleep?
• When they are out and about and nature calls, do they just take care of business and then are like "hey ghost, a little help?" and then just, voila, all clean? (I actually have a lot of questions about this topic, but, one thing at a time.)
• How come ghosts will follow us everywhere except off cliffs? Guardians will be like "I wanna go down here!" and ghosts are like "Nope, I stop at the edge."