There's a guy in the D1/D2 clan I was in—he's almost exactly like that, and it's beautiful. He used to give out the most randomly entertaining, simple yet silly encounter guides ever(still does, too!) and we made up ridiculous callout locations and raid mechanics. There's even a Discord channel with a glossary for it. It was immature, and more than likely wasted time, but it sure as hell stuck in our heads and I'm pretty sure that allowed us to coordinate better. Whatever works! ;-)

Definitely entertaining, and with a little work, maybe useful.

This remains the most helpful illustration for that encounter that I've seen.

https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=174058