Nice metaphor (Recruitment)

by Cody Miller , Music of the Spheres - Never Forgot, Tuesday, October 06, 2026, 07:34 (1 hours, 27 minutes ago) @ Robot Chickens

The Activision Halo games will be like Mission Impossible 2. Absolutely insane high octane action that's nothing like the rest of the franchise.

Get ready for a guilty pleasure.

Arbiter removes his helmet, to reveal a Spartan helmet underneath. Master Chief takes off his helmet to reveal he's been Sergeant Johnson the whole time. Slow-mo dual-wielding pistols confirmed. Doves?

Oof, that was a wild ride of a movie that I remember very little about.

Afterwards, we will have a dark ages of truly terrible Halo games, only to be rescued again with three of the greatest FPS games of all time. Then, a boring overstuffed final Halo that sucks and will have redid the finale from the previous one but worse.