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DBO’s Vex Problem (DBO)

by INSANEdrive, ಥ_ಥ | f(ಠ‿↼)z | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ| ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, Thursday, February 20, 2014, 10:37 (3928 days ago)

So I waltz on in to DBO, eager for my daily helping of Destiny goodness, and what do I find? The daily stash gone and chronotron residue ALL OVER THE NEW CARPET! Oh! … and the SMELL!

So what’s next? Space Zombies in the bathroom? Fallen in the Conference room?
This menace must be stopped at all costs,... after lunch. Oh! ... and after Nap time.
No potential Guardian should be without their nap time.

... And at risk of the obvious, who drew the sketch of the perp? Good thing that guy was in the right place at the right time outside the area of attack and that the perp posed right before possibly zipping way in the fabric of time.

…and one more thing…

Where is /Sekhmet/? Intel on Vex movements would have been useful.

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DBO’s Vex Problem

by Leviathan ⌂, Hotel Zanzibar, Thursday, February 20, 2014, 10:52 (3928 days ago) @ INSANEdrive

So I waltz on in to DBO, eager for my daily helping of Destiny goodness, and what do I find? The daily stash gone and chronotron residue ALL OVER THE NEW CARPET! Oh! … and the SMELL!

So what’s next? Space Zombies in the bathroom? Fallen in the Conference room?

Reminds me of the Bailey School Kids books, hah.

This menace must be stopped at all costs,... after lunch. Oh! ... and after Nap time.
No potential Guardian should be without their nap time.

... And at risk of the obvious, who drew the sketch of the perp? Good thing that guy was in the right place at the right time outside the area of attack and that the perp posed right before possibly zipping way in the fabric of time.

…and one more thing…

Where is /Sekhmet/? Intel on Vex movements would have been useful.

In the initial attack, an explosion threw me out into the front lawn. As usual, I had a small sketchbook and pen in my pocket, and was able to record my experience as the Vex fled, leaving us in disarray. And yes, you're right, I was quite lucky that he stood perfectly still in front of me for about ten minutes.

V: "Here? Is that good?

L: "... A little to the left."

V: "Here?"

L: "Perfect! Now give me a little more... pizazz."

As for Sekhmet, he will have to answer for himself... Actually I'm not even sure the rest of DBO knows of the trouble yet. They usually won't leave the local Club Errerra out back, except for a few drunken, late-night posts here and there.

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DBO’s Vex Problem

by Xenos @, Shores of Time, Thursday, February 20, 2014, 11:04 (3928 days ago) @ Leviathan
edited by Xenos, Thursday, February 20, 2014, 11:50

Actually I'm not even sure the rest of DBO knows of the trouble yet. They usually won't leave the local Club Errerra out back, except for a few drunken, late-night posts here and there.

Ah so Duncan wasn't really "sick" on Tuesday then, just too many Gjallarhorns at Club Errerra?

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DBO’s Vex Problem

by Leviathan ⌂, Hotel Zanzibar, Thursday, February 20, 2014, 11:49 (3928 days ago) @ Xenos

Ah so Duncan wasn't really "sick" on Tuesday then, just too many Gjallarhorn at Club Errerra?

I guess you didn't see those TMZ photos of him leaving with the Brute DJ in a cab at 2 in the morning...

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by MrPadraig08 ⌂ @, Steel City, Thursday, February 20, 2014, 11:34 (3928 days ago) @ Leviathan

As for Sekhmet, he will have to answer for himself... Actually I'm not even sure the rest of DBO knows of the trouble yet. They usually won't leave the local Club Errerra out back, except for a few drunken, late-night posts here and there.

I would love to have a custom theme for DBO that kicks in after 11pm called Club Errera. Dark lights, casino felt, jazz baby.

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DBO’s Vex Problem

by Leviathan ⌂, Hotel Zanzibar, Thursday, February 20, 2014, 11:50 (3928 days ago) @ MrPadraig08

I would love to have a custom theme for DBO that kicks in after 11pm called Club Errera. Dark lights, casino felt, jazz baby.

I would also love this... Hmmm....

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DBO’s Vex Problem

by INSANEdrive, ಥ_ಥ | f(ಠ‿↼)z | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ| ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, Thursday, February 20, 2014, 13:46 (3928 days ago) @ Leviathan

I would love to have a custom theme for DBO that kicks in after 11pm called Club Errera. Dark lights, casino felt, jazz baby.


I would also love this... Hmmm....

This needs to be a thing.

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Right now.

by ZackDark @, Not behind you. NO! Don't look., Thursday, February 20, 2014, 16:33 (3928 days ago) @ INSANEdrive

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DBO’s Vex Problem

by petetheduck, Thursday, February 20, 2014, 17:55 (3928 days ago) @ Leviathan

I would love to have a custom theme for DBO that kicks in after 11pm called Club Errera. Dark lights, casino felt, jazz baby.


I would also love this... Hmmm....

I had suggested a DBO chatroom that only opens for a few hours at night, for finding players and generally chillin'. Club Errera is the perfect name.

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As long as this plays in the background

by MrPadraig08 ⌂ @, Steel City, Thursday, February 20, 2014, 19:43 (3928 days ago) @ petetheduck

Fits the club theme

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DBO’s Vex Problem

by Jillybean, Thursday, February 20, 2014, 14:41 (3928 days ago) @ MrPadraig08

Oh yes! Mirrored tiles and a one of those faux black granite bars with glittery flecks in and chipped varnish.

And a really dark dance floor.

I need me a lan. I swear to your gods that I saw retsamolah walking down Lothian Road in Edinburgh the other day. I even did the "hey, no I don't know you" shout-abort thing. It was embarrassing. Not-rets walked away from me very quickly.

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DBO’s Vex Problem

by /Sekhmet/ ⌂ @, destiny.bungie.org, Thursday, February 20, 2014, 11:23 (3928 days ago) @ INSANEdrive

Where is /Sekhmet/? Intel on Vex movements would have been useful.

//SIG_INT/DAT_STRM_INJECT/COMM.AI.DBO.SEKHMET //MODE/EN
//BEGIN-TX

Current status: monitoring communications.

The time-traveling nature of the Vex makes tracking their movement rather… /vexing/.

//END-TX

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DBO’s Vex Problem

by INSANEdrive, ಥ_ಥ | f(ಠ‿↼)z | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ| ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, Thursday, February 20, 2014, 13:40 (3928 days ago) @ /Sekhmet/

As for Sekhmet, he will have to answer for himself... Actually I'm not even sure the rest of DBO knows of the trouble yet. They usually won't leave the local Club Errerra out back, except for a few drunken, late-night posts here and there.

This explains so much.

Where is /Sekhmet/? Intel on Vex movements would have been useful.


//SIG_INT/DAT_STRM_INJECT/COMM.AI.DBO.SEKHMET //MODE/EN
//BEGIN-TX

Current status: monitoring communications.

The time-traveling nature of the Vex makes tracking their movement rather… /vexing/.

//END-TX

Puns with purpose. I shouldn't of laughed as much as I did.

DBO’s Vex Problem

by petetheduck, Thursday, February 20, 2014, 17:52 (3928 days ago) @ INSANEdrive

Would've been cooler if they stole today from the news, but oh well.

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