I got you a Brute for your birthday! (Off-Topic)

by Grizzlei , Pacific Cloud Zone, Earth, Monday, June 30, 2014, 02:09 (3589 days ago) @ ZackDark

...but I ate him already. I'm sorry. :(

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear...
Uhhh, what exactly is your name?
Podrick?
No.
Patrick?
No.
Padraig?
No.
Penelope?
No.
Wait, was it Padraig?
Yeah I think it was.
Happy Birthday to you!

Now get over here for your customary birthday spanks! Then we'll have cake.