Hey Dudes and Duderellas,

I'd like to take a minute to look back at all the great things Slow Walking has done for not only our community, but our very souls.

• Started as a tradition passed down to us from DeeJ himself
  
• Inspired this world renowned video
  
• which inspired this world renowned post
  
• which inspired this real world event
  
• was prominently featured on Bungie's official Twitter
  
• honors Kermit as the OG Slow Walker

How else could we commemorate this triumph of culture and wit? This obvious success of our own zeitgeist?

THE COMMEMORATIVE SLOW WALKER SHIRT WITH CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY

Woven by the tip top tailors of the Tower, this limited edition shirt reminds us of all the great walking we do in the slow lane.

The proceeds of this go toward the Paddy fund for fun and the TSD Gaming House Foundation.

Please buy our shirts,

-Paddy

If you were cool, you'd already have one. But we can help you pretend to be cool with the actual shirt cool guys wear. This the actual shirt worn at the Pax Prime 2014 Bungie Party for Cool Guys with Nice Attitudes.

http://teamschoolyd.spreadshirt.com/city-tower-slow-walkers-v1-A16302876/

Look how the rich and fabulous mingle with the slow walkers in their swank shirts for cool guys.

Buy all our playsets and toys,

-Paddy

If you were cool, you'd already have one. But we can help you pretend to be cool with the actual shirt cool guys wear. This the actual shirt worn at the Pax Prime 2014 Bungie Party for Cool Guys with Nice Attitudes.

http://teamschoolyd.spreadshirt.com/city-tower-slow-walkers-v1-A16302876/

Look how the rich and fabulous mingle with the slow walkers in their swank shirts for cool guys.

Buy all our playsets and toys,

-Paddy

My eyeballs are vampires. They cannot be photographed.

I have at least a dozen pics of you, in not one of them are your eyes open.

My eyeballs are vampires. They cannot be photographed.

You and me both, friend.

I have at least a dozen pics of you, in not one of them are your eyes open.

Also... MrPadraig08, I didn't want you to feel left out... so I gave you cat ears. You are welcome.

<3 INSANEdrive.

I hear there's a great picture of Kermit and Jason Jones, but I have yet to see it.

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Me and Kermit were slow-walking the streets of Seattle before it was cool!

Me and Kermit were slow-walking the streets of Seattle before it was cool!

Still have memories of that night. :)

Sleepless and kind of lost in Seattle.

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