The Cryptarch is a douchebag. (Destiny)
https://www.twitter.com/TheCryptarch
More like the Cryptard, amirite?
The Cryptarch is such a douchebag.
by SonofMacPhisto 
, Tuesday, September 16, 2014, 11:44 (3547 days ago) @ car15
I lol'd so hard.
The Cryptarch is such a douchebag.
by CommandrCleavage , USA-Midwest, Tuesday, September 16, 2014, 11:47 (3547 days ago) @ SonofMacPhisto
This is too good.
The Cryptarch is a douchebag.
by TDSpiral 
, TDS Gaming Shack, WA, Tuesday, September 16, 2014, 13:13 (3547 days ago) @ car15
After getting nothing but blues from Legendary engrams, this Twitter account is a catharsis. I hate that Cryptarch so much right now.
The Cryptarch is a douchebag.
I am starting to wonder if I should level rep up with him before bringing legendary engrams. I haven't had many drops, but enough to get frustrated when only one has actually turned into a legendary item. Most have been motes of light, or blue items. Frustrating. At least one hasn't turned into Mangala Skin yet.
The Cryptarch is a douchebag.
by stabbim , Des Moines, IA, USA, Tuesday, September 16, 2014, 22:33 (3546 days ago) @ shadowkiller
You won't be so disappointed in those motes when the next mysterious vendor shows up in the tower. Well, probably.
Also:
"What's a legendary?"
ROFL
https://www.twitter.com/TheCryptarch
More like the Cryptard, amirite?
Jokes about sleeping with people's moms are always super weird and off putting. And riffing on "retard" is a surefire way to make me think you're unfunny.
eh
Killjoy.
:-( c'est la vie pour moi
by kidtsunami , Atlanta, GA, Wednesday, September 17, 2014, 00:58 (3546 days ago) @ car15
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